I climb Mt. Everest just for the skiing. My deep brown eyes stir animalistic passions in even the most frigid of women. I know why Mona Lisa smiles. I'm the one who spell checks the dictionary. In Pamplona Spain, the bulls run from me. I taught the world to sing. I'm the one who hears the Pope's confessions. I edited the original manuscript of the Kama Sutra for accuracy and submitted numerous corrections and additions. I can write incredibly sappy descriptions of myself for online dating profiles. I don't sweat unless I want to. I can balance myself in any position. Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.
Pretty amazing stuff but none of it compares to what it would be like to meet someone like you.