Cmon girls, you are not going to find this mythical man here on this site.(or anywhere else!)
How about a fun and funny guy, intelligent and not bad looking
He slices, he dices, he can even cook(shake and bake).
But wait, you also get someone who can string more than two coherent sentences together at a time.
This man not only walks and talks, he actually does dance(over 30's dances).
He has 3 daughters and has been fully trained to navigate around women's moods and feelings.(and he doesn't leave the toilet seat up!)
Travels well and presents nicely to friends and family.
Email NOW as this is a FREE limited time offer.(pst, shipping and handling extra).
Fine print: this offer not intended to solicite women already attached, no guarentees warranties or manufacturers endorsements are available with this man, this man has been previously enjoyed by original owner and is now refurbished and offered on an "AS IS" basis., follow all instructions included for use in present condition