“I'm no model. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.” (Mae West)
I'm shy but witty. I don't talk a lot unless the person I'm with doesn't talk a lot--then, I talk a lot. I like going to sporting events, but I'm not a rah-rah-rah type of person, I think it's fun just to watch (don't buy me a foam finger, i WILL hurt you with it). I have to think hard all day, when it's time to play, I just want to be told where and what time. I'm low maintenance but because I'm so busy, I need someone who is patient. I've never been in love but I believe in love-at-first-sight, so I'm not worried. I'm not going to list my hobbies, cause they are the same as my interests. Although all my pictures show me with a drink in my hand, it's a once a month kind of thing. Pinky swear.
Without chemistry, you might as well be my GBFF
Mae West was a brilliant woman
There is no such thing as a "bad" scary movie
Dog feet smell like Fritos
A man who pushes a woman's head down in his lap is asking to get bit
Silence can be a really good answer to just about any question
My favorite song, Brown Eyed Girl, starts out "Hey Rodrigo"
Lying is stupid and only stupid people lie