First things first...
SAVE US BOTH TIME
If you wanna hook-up/one-night stand or friends with benefits, and don't bother.
My name is Randy.
No, not like a boy. =D
I'm a Democrat and Agnostic.
If you're looking for someone who wears a size 0, or a Barbie. I'm a chub. I wear glasses, and I like them. I have snakebites, so if you don't like it, too bad I'm not taking them out[Only for work =D]. I'm pretty funny, and you boys aren't the only one's who know how to use sarcasm.
I treat people the way I want to be treated. I'm an honest person, and I don't like associating with liars. I joke around, but remember the KEYWORD IS JOKE!
I'm not a genius, I'm nowhere near a dunce. I'm a people person, and I honestly, like getting to know the people I meet. I'm kinda shy @ first, but once you show interest, I'm an open book. I like having drinks, and I'm 420 friendly......I'd like to think I'm pretty cool.
I LOVE MUSIC. I listen to Deftones,Pierce the Veil, Cold, Dirtyphonics, blasterjaxx, Atmosphere, Underoath, Kid Cudi, DJ Tiesto, Korn, Wiz Khalifa, The Bloody Beetroots, Circa Survive, Incubus, Afrojack, Dr. Dre, Depeche Mode, The Mars Volta, Blindside, Circa Survive, aaand I'll stop there for now.
Star Wars, Transformers, Take Me Home Tonight, The Mechanic, Goodfellas, WALL•E, Scream, The Bank Job, and Garden State. I like trying new things...well, not food.