The first thing you should know about me: I love Archer. No, not the sport, the TV Show. If you aren't familiar, load up netflix (you do have Netflix don't you?) and watch it. It's awesome, and will enable you to understand some of the references I will undoubtedly nerd out and use.
The second thing is that my name is Kyle, but that's not important. What's important is that you came here because you saw my main picture, liked it (thanks!) and decided to read this. I'd hate to waste your time, so I should start out by telling you that I'm chill. Super chill, it's really hard not to like me. I've become an expect at not doing anything that pisses people off: I'm that one friend you have that doesn't actually annoy you in that one minor way. I was actually voted easiest to get along with in High School, which is super serious.
I'm also very opinionated. I don't say something unless I'm sure I'm right, so I strongly believe in the things I say. I love having political/ethical/moral discussion, with people. Getting angry at people who disagree with you about something is silly, if everybody thought just like me then the world would be awfully boring. My dream job would be to host on the Daily show. I'll make jokes, be incredibly sarcastic, and vaguely suggest you don't know what you're talking about, but at the end of the day well still be best friends. That and I have a man crush on Jon Stewart.
I also like the typical guy stuff, like bragging to everybody about how much alcohol I can drink. I love going to Bills and Sabres games, and consider myself soccer curious. My ideal first date would definitely be at a sporting event, especially if we can tailgate. I also love going out to eat, I spent the first seven years of my working life in restaurants and the only thing that gets me more excited than going to an awesome restaurant for a sit-down dinner is a Bills or Sabres game.
I don't have any tattoos, because I don't see the point of getting one just to get one, even though I do really want them (and chicks dig tats). I love playing just about any sort of competitive game, as long as it's not serious enough for me to blow off losing. Beer pong, kan jam, bowling, I'm pretty competitive but I like to pretend like I'm not, nobody likes a sore loser.
So if you need somebody to pick up heavy stuff, kill spiders, and buy you candy on valentines day, then I'm your guy :)
Definitely a Bills or Sabres game, but if it's not that time of the year nothing brings two people together like competitive Trivia (FRIZZYS!!!!). I also ****ing love eating and will almost certainly demand we go out to eat :)