** TOP REASONS TO DATE ME**
* I am not an alien from another universe trying to take you to another planet.
* You will never have to kill another spider again as long as you have me.
* I promise not to bore you talking about video games or a stamp collection.
* I remember to stack mattresses under the window before jumping out and attempting to fly.
* I don't drive an old van with no windows.
* I am mostly housebroken.
* I do not have the ability to kill you by waving a wand and saying "abra kadabra".
* When I jump I always remember to come back down.
* I am a faithful boyfriend.
* If your car breaks down I am strong enough to help you push it.
* If I make you laugh hard enough to pee yourself, I will not make fun of you for it in public.
I own my own business and tend to spend a lot of time working so that gets in the way of some girls version of a serious relationship... With that being said... I'm a very fun person, I am generally always happy and make everyone around me laugh. I cook like a badass! I don't like to clean. I spend as much of my free time as i can snowmobiling, riding at the dunes, and going wheeling... I like to get dirty and like to dress nice just depends on the day... I also spend a good amount of time at the gym... Wanna know more just ask... I will make plenty of time for the right person...
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I am very spontaneous so I never know what im going to want to do... and plans could change... I can make it a crazy thrilling date, or a mellow one, or somewhere in the middle... Ive Gone wheelin in the woods for a first date, or movies, or dinner... Or strangely enough shooting guns and a ride on streetbike after that... ;)