j4hneffkay: half man, half bear and half pig
Smokes Occasionally with Average body type
Stanwood, Montana
27 year old Male, 5' 8" (173cm), Non-religious
Caucasian Aries with Blond(e)
j4hneffkay wants to date but nothing serious.
Some college
Night Owl
property management/small business owner

devil's tower in Wyoming

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Second Language Other  

About John
i'm pool shark when my opponent scratches. i always win in marco polo, becuz i open my eyes. I don't mean to frighten anyone, but I'm pretty badass. I open other peoples mail, I register to vote with no intention of even showing up to the polls. I drive in the carpool lane alone and never get caught. I put plastic in the glass recycling bins. I could go on and on about how extremely badass I am, but I think you get the point. in my spare time i've been heading up the investigation as to why there is no letter H in the word sugar, if you have any information on that i would love to know thank you.

First Date
We could go to the drive in, but you would probably want to watch some dirty movie and I don't really know you that well, so I'd end up just talking to the concession stand guy awkwardly and you'd think I was a jerk. But I'm not a jerk, you're the one trying to make me watch inappropriate movies on our first date. So why don't we just grab some coffee or a drink and talk for a bit, except I don't drink coffee. Now you are trying to give me coffee after you just tried to show me filthy movies? WFT? Ok, let's just stick to grabbing a drink, unless of course you don't drink. Oh, see how it feels?

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