First Date
We could go to the drive in, but you would probably want to watch some dirty movie and I don't really know you that well, so I'd end up just talking to the concession stand guy awkwardly and you'd think I was a jerk. But I'm not a jerk, you're the one trying to make me watch inappropriate movies on our first date. So why don't we just grab some coffee or a drink and talk for a bit, except I don't drink coffee. Now you are trying to give me coffee after you just tried to show me filthy movies? WFT? Ok, let's just stick to grabbing a drink, unless of course you don't drink. Oh, see how it feels?