dinoxl: Looking for laughs
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Middletown, New York
Details
34 year old Man, 6' 2" (188cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair
Intent
dinoxl Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
Sales







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious



About Me
***ATTN: SEEKING A FALL GIRLFRIEND***

Labor Day has passed and I'm saying goodbye to the warm weather by filtering out my casual summer hookups and finding a woman I can stand being sober around.

I'm looking for a fall girlfriend who will partake in the following activities with me; cuddling during upcoming cold nights, watching football, basketball, and the new TV lineup over libations, picking out fresh to death autumn & winter clothes to rock at holiday parties, and sharing a NYE kiss that will make my lips quiver more than the cold, brisk winter air.

Needed: A woman interested in something steady/serious-ish from now until V-Neck weather returns (usually around St. Patrick's Day, but we can still totally hit the bars together and get wasted on green beer). Interested parties should have a clean place of their own with a comfortable bed, big screen TV, deluxe cable package, and cabinets stocked with scotch, bourbon, whiskey, and anything other liquor to warm me up on a frigid NY night.

Requirements:
-A chill group of female friends. I don't want to hear about your girlfriend drama.
-A great sense of humor (an acerbic wit is preferred, but not required).
-A fresh to death wardrobe. There is nothing sexier than a woman who knows how to dress and accessorize during the fall & winter.
-A place for me to crash at 7 nights a week if I desire, filled with many bright lightbulbs.
-Reliable transportation to bring me back to said residence after a day or night of hard autumn drinking.
-Able to deal with my bitterness towards days becoming much shorter during the colder months.
-Isn't in love with the pumpkin flavor phenomenon in the autumn. Some pumpkin flavored foods and drinks are fine, but if you're obsessed, you need not apply.
-No psycho ex-boyfriends.

Other Activities May Include:
-Sunday Fundays
-Raging at concerts
-Taking selfies and pics of tasty fall cuisine
-Discussing a variety of topics such as the merits of being an American to Linear Time vs Cyclical Time
-Laughing a lot

SERIOUS APPLICANTS ONLY

I look forward to meeting you!!


ABOUT ME:

I have a full-time job in corporate sales and run a small media business on the side. I'm extremely busy, but will make time for someone who is worthwhile. I love to make people laugh and I pride myself on being direct and to the point.

First Date
Dinner, drinks, laughs. Pretty simple.


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