Here are some jokes for your entertainment....lol
The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in Manchester, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework...
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street with the same rules.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
Woman's Guide to Love and Lasting Relationships:
1. Find a man who makes you laugh.
2. Find a man who has a good job and can cook.
3. Find a man who is honest.
4. Find a man who will pamper you with gifts.
5. Find a man who is awesome in bed.
6. Most of all. It is VERY IMPORTANT that these
five men NEVER meet!
These are just a few things on my mind:
1. Finish my college education(hopefully beginning Fall 11) update: Starting semester 5 September '13!! Whooo hooo!!
2. I like all kinds of music
3. I like to bake and cook. I also love reading and collecting cookbooks/recipes.
What makes me unique is I am true to my friends and the people I meet. I am open and honest. I don't like bs or game playing. I have integrity and expect the same from my future fish. I also have a great sense of humor and love to laugh.
Tell you more later that way we have lots to talk about :-)
Meet for a drink, dinner or coffee and get to know each other. This maybe too ordinary for some people, but don't we have get to know each other in an atmosphere where we can hear and see each other :)
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