Hi!! Attention Las Vegas, there's no room in my life for flakes and this town has more flakes than Tony the Tiger's cereal. About me, I believe in honesty(except about my age as I'm older than what's listed which I would gladly explain why) and integrity and have never cheated on a girlfriend. I have a professional career and I own my own loft in a high rise in downtown. I believe in being financially responsible. I'm anti-drug. I love music, art, sports, and movies. I attend concerts, events, and anything interesting. Traveling has been an amazing part of my life and I so wish to do more of it. I've escaped death a number of times, and have more wild stories than I can remember(how many people can say they were chased by a water buffalo in a rice paddie?). Joking around and laughter are an important part of life so please have a sense of humor. I have a lot to offer the right woman and I know what I want in life.
If you are a cool girl, or extremely rich, I would like to hear from you.:) No, I won't just give you my phone number right away, I must be cautious as you might be one of those crazy stalkers! I've basically removed most of the humor from my profile but I promise that I can make you laugh…. a lot. Ciao.
Skiing down Mt. Everest; beating on the homeless and then asking them for a dollar; ninja training; searching for paranormal cow activity; going to McDonald's and try to order a "whopper", get mad and leave when they say they only have the "big mac", then going to Burger King and try to order a "Big Mac", etc; yodeling at Walmart; or diagramming new dangerous rides to put on top of the Stratosphere. In other words having a little fun and getting to know each other.