First things first: I date white boys.
What I am looking for is a stable guy with good manners who will treat me the way I treat him: well!
A man who can make me laugh is sexier to me than one who is rich, tan, or muscle bound. Make me giggle and I will return the favor.
I return my shopping cart to its proper place and I think you should, too.
My opinion is that people who run red lights should be anally electrocuted! Not to death, though.
If you are looking for a booty call or friend with benefits, please don't waste your time or mine. You will be punished; see reference to red light runners above.
I don't expect anyone to take care of me. I work for what I have.
I own my own home and pay my own bills.
I am at a point in my life where I have everything I need except someone to share it with. That being said, I have no desire to get married again, and I'm done having children.
I prefer to date grown, responsible men. This means you should have a job, preferably a car, and under no circumstance should you live with your mother. I'm not materialistic by any means, but I do need someone who is on the same page as me.
Just because I carry around some extra weight does not mean that I am a slob or a bad person. It just means that I like cookies more than I like the treadmill. I understand that most men don't like their women this way; that's too bad. The majority of thick women are quite enthusiastic. We need love just like everyone else does.
Thank you in advance to all of you Dbags who insist that flipping the bird in your picture makes you look cool; this makes the selection process so much easier. You look like an idiot. I should know, I'm the expert.
My sense of humor is a little off the wall. If you're not already laughing, you're not the guy for me!
On a more serious note, I would like to find someone to hang out with and see what develops. Once we have met, if I like you, you'll know it. I hate all these stupid head games people play these days. Heaven forbid someone take a risk and admit an interest that may go unrequited. Rejection sucks, but we've all been through worse.
I like country boys. I make an occasional exception, but don't deviate from that too much! I'm also finding that it makes no sense for me to mess with guys under 30. We really don't have much in common.
Deal breakers: Living more than 30 minutes from Sac, TyPiNg LyKe DiS, bad hygiene, flakiness, no job, no car. Also...choose your username wisely. Spelling something vulgar backwards is lame; so is including anything sexual. As for those pics you took with the Captain Morgan girls/Raiderettes/skeezers, no one here wants to see that. Would you appreciate my pics with the guys from Thunder Down Under? Yeah.
First dates are always a little nerve wracking, so I think its best to keep it simple. Meeting for a quick drink seems reasonable. No pressure, no expectations. You can ask me out for coffee, but this is not adviseable. We are grownups. We go to bars. If you don't drink that's ok. Order a club soda and play nice!