I get 75 "hello, hi, hey, what's up sexy, hola" a day don't be offended if I don't write back its probably because I'm looking for someone with substance & well you're not it!
There needs to be a "rolling my eyes" emoji for all the stupid things some of you guys write me.
Stupid boy- hey ma text me 123-4567
Stupid girl- ok....beep boop bop
Confidant woman- pfft (delete) *ladies, own the power you possess within.
Not looking for a fling or sexting friends!
Boys stop comparing yourself to Christian grey because that's a pathetic introduction to the true BDSM lifestyle...you have no idea. 50 shades is a bored housewives idea of kink. I will say this I am in NO WAY submissive!
I am an active person I love hiking, camping, riding my motorcycle while still wearing lipstick and heels. I enjoy being silly and playful, it would be awesome if you did too because being the only silly one in a relationship is just plain weird.
I just want to find someone who makes me miss him when he's gone, who I can't help but wonder what he is doing when he's out and about (not in a creepy possessive way), someone who I can blame years down the line for giving me smile wrinkles. When we kiss I want to be suspended in time with you while the world goes on without us. Kissing you makes me hot inside yet give me shivers, when our lips meet we are no longer 2 bodies soley exsisting we become fused and intertwined into one body one soul. If you possess the qualities I look for in a man it will be hard to resist you sexually. My sexuality is heightened when you turn me on emotionally first and trust me thats not easy for me.
I have always been the type who didn't want a relationship however I feel as if that has changed in recent months. I'm not looking for just anyone, it's very important we have chemistry & serious physical attraction. I'll confess I don't think I know the proper protocols of how to not only be in a relationship but how to develop one, before now I've always viewed men as disposable (jerk thing to say but I believe in honesty). A bit of honesty and I am sorry to exclude some of you but I am partial to lean, handsome, nerdy/dorky yet athletic, strong & confident, white boys. No thugs, hoods, "cholos"! Do not call me boo, chula, mommy (well to some maybe but not you).
I am a complex gal (then again aren't we all). I enjoy the guy who wants to be sensitive and nurturing then get freaky, who will hold and kiss my hand very gently then play football or paintball, the guy who calls me in the middle of the day to say I can't get you out of my head then later that night creates new memories to think about the next day. My heart will flutter when you glance my way, I'll get weak within your embrace, I'd melt inside with just one kiss, & I'll nearly explode when the lights go down low & our bodies..........
Where is that guy?
I do hope you reply.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
No bars!!!!!!!!!! Lets be original.
First date should be something like a picnic, batting cage, outdoor movie screening, manhunt in central park, motorcycle ride....I think you get the idea.... No bars.
I will say this, I am NOT looking for thugs, cholos, hot heads, or the zoolander type (high on himself).
If I text you first the next day that means I'm (all girly like) into you, if you play the "hard to get" role I begin to detox :( hard to get me back after that. On the rare occasions I've opened my heart even just a smidgen if I close it it's done!
If I don't text you chances are I wasn't impressed but that's not to say I can't get there.
If I'm really not into you I will be honest and let you know, I expect the same curtesy.