I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about a million times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? So, why not start with the bad stuff – I am impulsive and restless at times, I spend money on things I shouldn't, I can’t kill a fly, I cried twice like a girl when I watched “Notebook,” Not really, I lie. Hahaha I swear too often, and stay up way too late way too often. There is something about the nighttime that I find magic, if you will, which keeps me up working or hanging out aimlessly. Can you relate? I have little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure? I'd love to hear it...
What I'm looking for:
You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell, and are generally happy. The rest is negotiable.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I don’t think it matters what we do on a first date, and I am a big fan of simplicity, so dinner and a drink is just fine.