MrBlack7: Life is the joke.
Smokes Occasionally with Athletic body type
Brookville, Ohio
28 year old Male, 6' 3" (191cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Virgo
MrBlack7 is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Night Owl
Business Owner

Most recent pic of me. From 9/30.

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Cat  

About Caleb
(My pics are a little out of date. I've lost 40 lbs since I took the most recent shot, and I'm still cutting weight so I'll update them when I"m through shortly.)

I'll be your Wade Wilson, if you'll be my Vanessa.

I love life more than anyone you've met before.
Most enjoyable to me are the laughing, thinking, loving, creative, learning, boozing, smoking, romancing, sexy, caring, money-making, fun-loving bits of life.

I'm sarcastic, hilarious, intelligent, honest, and awesome.
Come find out if I'm lying about any of that for yourself.

It's also important to point out that I am part of the small sect who don't believe in god whatsoever.
If you DO subscribe to an imaginary friend, you've been forewarned that I'm bringing my own imaginary friends to our tea parties, too.
My personal Trinity is made up of Cthulhu, Yoda, and the Holy Ghost of Lemmy Kilmister.

If you love life, horror movies, Chimichangas, and Pina Coladas, then let's talk trash to one another and see if we can scrounge some of that fun up together.

Game on.


PS: You may notice on my profile that I say I don't do drugs. This is 100% true.
As the song says, however, I'm in love with Mary-Jane, already. She's not a drug, and she can't take your place.
However, I recommend you join me and spend some time with her.

First Date
Japanese steak house.
After that, let's either watch bad kung fu movies, blaze in my hot tub, or get shitfaced and play Jenga...

Bet you've never done any of that on a first date before.

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