(My pics are a little out of date. I've lost 30 lbs since I took the most recent shot, and I'm still cutting weight so I'll update them when I"m through in May. Stay tuned, because I've almost got a six-pack.)
I'll be your Wade Wilson, if you'll be my Vanessa.
I love life more than anyone you've met before.
Most enjoyable to me are the laughing, thinking, loving, creative, learning, boozing, smoking, romancing, sexy, caring, money-making, fun-loving bits of life.
I'm sarcastic, hilarious, intelligent, honest, and awesome.
Come find out if I'm lying about any of that for yourself.
It's also important to point out that I am part of the small sect who don't believe in god whatsoever.
If you DO subscribe to an imaginary friend, you've been forewarned that I'm bringing my own imaginary friends to our tea parties, too.
My personal Trinity is made up of Cthulhu, Yoda, and the Holy Ghost of Lemmy Kilmister.
If you love life, horror movies, Chimichangas, and Pina Coladas, then let's talk trash to one another and see if we can scrounge some of that fun up together.
PS: You may notice on my profile that I say I don't do drugs. This is 100% true.
As the song says, however, I'm in love with Mary-Jane, already. She's not a drug, and she can't take your place.
However, I recommend you join me and spend some time with her.
Japanese steak house.
After that, let's either watch bad kung fu movies, blaze in my hot tub, or get shitfaced and play Jenga...
Bet you've never done any of that on a first date before.