So last time I wrote an extremeley pithy, sarcastic, funny. And long bio here ... Suffice to say people either didn't get it or maybe I wasn't as funny as I think I am ( god forbid ) .. So if u can take a joke and love T.v. And movies You will do just fine ... Being truly open & happy & having a license to drive wil get u big bonus points ;) ;) I'm very empathic so please no negativity your mood is my mood and I just wanna be happy :)
If you can't hold a conversation with more than one word answers then Don't ... Just don't :p
Ps I don't pay for this site so sorry if u want to meet me then send me a message that little pop up number is large but I'm worth words and LOLs too :)
Ok final note If you are only an outside girl in your interests (travel & sports etc ) or it seems your pets are your life then I may not message since I'm allergic to fur and exercise too!! :p
BUT IF YOU THINK YOU ARE FOR ME DONT BE SHY FEEL FREE TO TELL ME WHY !!!!! You miss 100% of the shots you don't take (that's the extent of my sports knowledge ;p
Disclaimer : size does not matter I like girls with meat on their bones or in their pockets ;p
I might like to cook for you and Byron don't eat tofu so you gotta love my cooking tv and my humour if you want into these stretchy pants ;) also poly now so if you are interested let me know ??