If U Don't like jokes Please Leave Quickly but if u find me half as funny as I do myself U may also be drunk ... (oh and if u are wondering why there are pictures of a female on my profile please read on ;) soooo First off I like a woman who can make the first move. Knowing what u want and going for it is hot...I am very open minded, happy, sarcastic, lazy, creative, I'm Always right and I Never lie..... Ok the last two I may have gotten a little creative with ;) See I can be creative... I love Tv but I don't watch sports or reality so if you ever have to take your clothes off to distract me from watching tv you might want to turn around because it's probably Gossip Girl you are interrupting ;P I tend to avoid the gym but I'm exercising constantly... You probably know my set "the remote control squeeze" and "the chip to mouth bicep curl" oh and if you are really lucky maybe you can watch me do the "I've really gotta pee sprint to the bathroom"... You must be able to kiss and I definitely prefer hair longer then mine in my case that's kind of a given... I won't camp with You but I'm all for cuddling by a fireplace. I don't do drugs of any kind (No Not Even Weed or that little blue pill) I like poetry and I tend to cry at movies (SHUT UP I hear you laughing....) I may like girly drinks but I'm all man. Ok if u made it this far u r at least intrigued now here is the catch there is another woman we are in a relationship but she as well as I would like to add another person to this relationship we are hoping to find that person (possibly you) here.. So now about her through my eyes Melanie is an interior designer (slinging coffee to pay the bills) she is cute and can take a joke but she is blonde so she may spend more time laughing to cover up that she is working on a comeback ;) She is a bit more out of the house active than I am and she enjoys reality tv and some sports (dammit! )( Thank goodness for multiple telivisions ;)but most of our interests are very similar she is also very passionate and open but a little shy at first and a bit inexperienced with women but a few drinks help :) .. We both are not looking for just a hookup or sex swingers which is why we came here ... We met here and would like to meet someone else here together to date and and to see if we can find someone we both enjoy spending time with ;) soooo if u are truly open and want to have some fun then drop us a line and we both might just bite ;) But only if u ask really nicely of course :p
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