Ok so this is me being totally upfront and honest.
Please have a sense of humor. I am hardly ever serious .
Oh, and please use spell check if you don't know how to spell something. I am not perfect but there is no excuse for bad grammar with smart phones and spell check. I am trying to save you some anguish. It's not "hi their" or "wat u up 2 2nite Hun?" You would get a better response from me running your fingernails down a chalk board or scrapping a utensil on a plate.
If you write me and I don't write you back within a few days I am probably NOT going to ever write you back. If you write me and I do write back well then consider yourself lucky because I am horrible about keeping intouch. Please also be respectful. The older I get the more I realize that I really don't need a man. Yes , the company can be nice however I already have a child who is 19 and I can not have anymore . So yes we may make beautiful children together but it's just not going to happen.
Oh yeah. I also do not have a "job" right now.. I am taking some time off. That does not mean I don't have goals or aspirations. It means that I believe that after working 50-60 hours a week for the last 11 or so years I am tired!!!
If you have made it this far without saying to yourself this chick an (insert edit here) then we might just get along.