I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go.
Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert.
If don't make my bed for the same reason I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.
Just noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy, and all you see is his head and arms sticking out of the water. I bet he's not laughing out loud!
brake for squirrels and get out to move turtles.
I enjoy vice news, motherboard, anthony jeslenik, patrice o'neal, the joe rogan experience, particle physics, cosmology
I like smart people--
almost as much as I like creative people... and Die Antwoord
Gratuitous amounts of paint for slop and drizzle. Painting is fun. Paint big!
“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly”
Jokes are fun :)
Please be fancy as fnck.