jokerchick: We don't remember days...just moments.
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Bakersfield, California
45 year old Female, 5' 9" (175cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Virgo
jokerchick is looking for a relationship.
Associates Degree
Class Clown
Registered Nurse

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Dog  

About Me
Silly girl who loves to laugh...seeking her goofy sidekick!! I am not looking for the perfect person - but for the person who I see perfectly.

I know this may be a simple pipe dream - but I sure hope there is some awesome guy out on this site who will sweep me off my keyboard and help me hit "delete pof profile" lmao! I am not losing hope here - you may very well be reading this right now (fingers crossed). A little about me...well first - I have a career (not just a job) that I adore. Great kids (not perfect but perfectly mine), awesome friends, family and life (messy sometimes but fun and interesting). I don't lie, cheat or steal. I will tell you the truth even when it hurts me, you, or anyone involved. I won't cheat - as I have felt that sting and it cut like a knife. I can fix my own flat, ride my own harley, cook like a chef, and go wine tasting (or beer-sipping) in a sexy dress and 4 inch stilettos that would make any man proud. I am soft hearted - but strong spoken, tender when needed and fierce if you mess with who and what I love. Smart, sassy, tall, sometimes crazy (I am a, loyal to a fault, and willing to admit when I am wrong - yep seriously - I don't have to be right - I just may need to be heard!

I like all kinds of activities - mostly I just like to be surrounded by those I care about. I read a lot and I enjoy sitting quietly and relaxing the the strong arms of a special man. I don't know how to be unreal - what you see is what you get - I won't waste your time - or mine in an attempt to be someone elses vision of the person I am - all that would lead to is both of us being disappointed.

I have had the unfortunate experience on this site to be contacted by those who seek a "hook-up" - to that I ask you to please move along - I am not the girl for you. Or the "pen-pal" who wants to text/email to futility and then asks for lewd pics to be sent over the internet for his viewing pleasure, or sends me some of him without asking - to that I also ask you to please move along as I am not the girl for you - in addition to the pics of your "tool" being sent over the airwaves - that kind of thing is for those "couples" who have met, hopefully have a trusting relationship - not some random chick off a dating website you haven't even met! Again, I would not be the girl for you!

Lastly...and this is a really important thing to know about his jokester girl...I don't know how to say this without just simply putting this out there - it may sting a bit and I am sorry if this offends you....I am looking for a white male - I don't date ethnic men - I am sure that there are some wonderful men of color on this site and although you probably have a lot to offer....but I simply am NOT attracted to any man who is not white. I am really sorry if this has offended anyone - but I am an honest person and I don't want to waste your time. Also...please note that I am 5'9 and I enjoy my

If I sound interesting to all means please send me a message - reality only takes one special person to change our lives forever...I know you are out there...and I will be waiting!

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