thesorb: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya...
Non-smoker with Average body type
Sacramento, California
45 year old Man, 6' 2" (188cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair
thesorb is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors degree
Free Thinker

I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat & Dog Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years

About Me
My biggest skill is my sense of humor. I like movies, theater/opera, concerts, travel (Weekend trips or to Europe), skiing in Tahoe, a walk on a beach and ALL kinds of restaurants. Do you have a new experience you want to introduce me to?

What I'm looking for: funny! intelligence, someone who takes care of them self emotionally and physically and is generally happy. more a middle-of-the road guy as far as politics goes. Religious fanatics/ judgemental people keep walking.

Ok, this is the part where you send me an email and say "Hey"!
No pressure, just fun and at the very least we’ve both got a new friend.
Due to the amount of emails I've received I'd like to refine what I'm looking for. Please be in your thirtys, thin to curvy. Curves are great as long as you have a thin waist.
Thank you and I really do mean it when I say "good luck with finding the right person for you".

First Date
Anywhere doing anything as long as we can talk and actually get to know each other.

Testimonials from thesorb's favorites list
Oh Sorb... This wonderful gentleman and I dated for a little over a year and it just wasn't *there* for us. (Not much either of us could do when there was no magic.) However we became (and have since continued to be) GREAT friends. Some honest warnings: 1 - Wear your Depends ladies. If you have ANY sort of sense of humor he will have you laughing. A LOT. If you can make HIM laugh, I know he loves that, too. 2 - He's ever the 5-year-old or just acts like a really over sized version of one. hehe In all seriousness, though he has taught me A LOT about embracing my inner child and really being able to live and LAUGH in the moment. All of this isn't to say he can't be serious when he wants and needs to be. 3 - Don't bring excessive drama, he really deserves better than that. He's a really wonderful person with a good heart. He was (and still is to an appropriate degree) always willing to talk about something when it was bothering me, even if it's something he is doing that irritates me about himself. When he says he's willing to work on his faults, he's not blowing sunshine you-know-where. BUT, he really doesn't ever have much to work on. Feel free to send me a note if you have questions. He deserves to find someone really great. :) ~Andrea