SWM in lame job seeks crazy **** for unfulfilling sex, co-dependency, and
co-dependency. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous
indignation. I love to give compliments that prominently display my
gender stereo-types. Everything I need to know about life I got from
watching the Twilight Movies. I have middling intelligence but try to appear
smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and
chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 33, but look 53 and
feel 69. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting
conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a
A big plus is if you just finished banging every guy in town but now want to
take it slow with me. My perfect night would include getting hammered in a
sh*ty bar while you flirt with seedy old drunkards, followed by an embarrassing
screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a
long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I
often condescend to women under 24 and rehash mother issues with women over 44.
Serious replies only, please.
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lol Here is on the real.
Quick run down I work from home been doing that for 8 years now as a customer service supervisor. I have a daughter who is my world. I have shared parenting and the best father I can be. If you don't like kids have a nice day. I am a bigger fella but I carry my weight well as I am 6'7 and built like a football player. Just lost 125 lbs so go me lol. I like to hang out and watch movies/TV Shows, play my PS4, listen to music (prefer classic rock, alternative, and Tool) and enjoy reading. Enjoy boxing, jogging, and trying to eat healthy. Really looking for a lady that can carry on a good conversation and has her priorities straight. As far as looks I need a beautiful smile and good heart and the rest will follow. I enjoy sarcastic conversation so a sassy lady is always welcome ;) I Try to stay drama free and love to laugh and have fun when life allows. Good guy right here. If you want that then here I am. I work, I have my own money, my own car, my own house, and know what I want out of life. I keep it simple and fun. I had my days of running around going to bars and parties acting a fool. Been ready to find a nice lady to share my life with. Went there once and it ended in divorce. But I have too much heart to give up. And hope to give that heart to someone who deserves it one day. But until then lets see whats out there. You want a winner send him a message. You can also message me ;)