About Hazel
TO THE SHALLOW ****ERS OUT THERE: I do have birth defects. No toes on my right foot and my right hand is shortened and misshaped a bit. My left foot is whole, but misshaped as well. Oh and I guess I'm fat. Size 16. If that matters, just f-off.
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman. ~Anais Nin
Now that THAT'S outta the way:
I'm a divorced mother of 2 amazing boys. I'm involved in boy scouts, and the SCA, and I LOVE to camp and drink while doin' it.
I like to camp,hike,go on road trips,smoke pot and hang out with friends(who WILL run you thu the ringer especially if I like ya) so if your against any of those things it's best to move on!
Look, my biggest problem is, I talk to you just like a guy would. I ask strange questions that may embarrass you, or laugh at a crude joke I overhear at another table.
I've been hanging with the boys since I was 9. I learned that women are crazy and should be studied about that age. Guys are straight up with you if you are with them (as long as we're not talking sex)
So what I'm looking for is a man that can put up with dating their best friend. Someone who will listen with an open mind, and would give me their honest opinion.
I want a friend. A friend who I can tell anything to. Do anything with. Express any desire. Is that you?