I hope you live by the advice of Nick Offerman:
1) Engage in romantic love,
2) Say please and thank you,
3) Carry and use a hand kerchief,
4) Eat red meat,
5) Practice a discipline [including writing skills and a career],
6) Go outside,
7) Avoid the mirror (but not hygiene),
8) Maintain a spiritual relationship,
9) Enjoy [legal] intoxicants, and
10) Live a little life and paddle your own canoe.
And, if there is a photo of a vehicle on your profile, I'll assume you're a Transformer. Autobots only, please.