To be honest I think this part is monumentally boring. Most sentences that start with I and my are so subjectively factual that one might easily be misled.. the sentence - I am absolutely hilarious! - is one of the weirdest sentences in the world. Why not say something like (to bite off of Hunter S Thompson), I love knitting about as much as I love herpes. In terms of hobbies, wouldn't it be grand if I said, sitting on the couch and eating pizza? I mean there have to be people out there that that's what they like to do on a constant basis. However, I am not one of them.
I have a penchant for excitement and fancy trying things I haven't had the pleasure of experiencing as of yet. I love the outdoors, motorcycles, snowboards, doodads and gidgets and am really up for just about anything - save thievery, not much into that.. anymore.
What makes me unique? My entire existence. I live in some kind of magical movie plot. I'm a very grateful, happy, loved and loving individual.
In my mind first dates are what you go on to meet a friend. If your expectations are higher, life my be a little rough in the dating department. First dates should be stress free, laid back and full of laughter. If sparks fly, bonus.