I made this as a gag for my gf when I found out she had one. Now that she is my ex-gf, I figured it's time to take the silly jokes off of here. I'm not really here for a relationship, or a hookup for that matter. Just somebody cool to talk to that doesn't take things too seriously, or judge too harshly/prematurely. At the moment I am unemployed along with many others suffering during this time of economic crisis. However, don't let that discourage you, or fool you into thinking I am something that I am not. I live quite comfortably, using what skills and resources I have to get by, and I am perfectly fine with living a simple life. This will not always be the case, just a bump in the road of life.
Though I don't look it, I'm a big time nerd/geek. I love all things electronic, and live to see the next available tech. I like to tinker/build/design random things that do random stuff. I love music, but I am a terrible DJ, I never remember the names of songs I like, and can never think of one when I'm in the mood to listen. I like all kinds of music, but at the moment I'm mostly into rap/hip hop, or anything that makes me want to move my body. I'm a media whore, I watch a lot of movies, some TV shows... and lots of anime, religiously (go ahead and laugh... haters gon hate). I'm not as outgoing as I used to be, but maybe the right person/people in my life could change that, and bring me back to a time when I was always out and about.
Enough about me, let's talk about you... I can't stand liars or shady people, so if that is you, find another fish. Through an alarming number of bad relationships I've gained a sixth sense that lets me know when something bad is happening with the girl in my life. Also my bullsh*t detector has become very fine tuned. I never want to be with a person again who will turn me into a creepy stalker that checks FB messages and phone texts. That's really not the person I am, but when it is the only way to find out the truth, I am not above it. I'm admittedly a bit shallow (thanks 21st century pop-culture), but don't let that stop you from at least saying hello and seeing if we could become friends. Are you quick witted and a bit of a smartass? If so, bring it on, I love bouncing random statements back and forth (without getting too serious or offensive).
All-in-all I'm a decent person with a strong heart, and willingness to fight for somebody I care about. Anybody who knows me well trusts me fully, and would leave their most precious belongings in my capable hands. I've grown a bit cold and hesitant over the years, I suppose life just does that to people who have endured unfortunate circumstances. However, my heart still beats strong, good, and just. I like to think I have more optimism than pessimism.
Duct tape, two marbles and an ice cube... (Don't ask... it's a surprise) lol. Really though, anything is fine with me. I would prefer somewhere quiet where we could get to know one another in a semi-romantic, but not-so-awkward environment. I've also found that in this new age of technology it's easier and much more comfortable to get to know somebody over the internet via real-time chat or instant messaging (though this really can't be considered dating).
If you have made it this far, I would like to thank you for your patience and obvious interest :P feel free to send me a message, I don't bite unless asked ;)
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