Evergreening
Age: 45
Dating
aguardiente
Age: 48
Friends
male_449
Age: 53
Friends
megelan: Lost
About
Non-smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Burnaby, British Columbia
Details
51 year old Man, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair
Intent
megelan Wants a relationship
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Geek
Profession
IT Director







I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Ambitious



About Me
What can I say that you haven't heard a million times before? I have the heart of a poet, the brain of a scientist, the eye of an artist, the spleen of an architect, the tibia of a garbage man, the skull of a janitor. Needless to say my freezer is getting quite full.

I don't mean to brag, but I am a mammal. I think we can all agree on that. I produce carbon dioxide but only for the benefit of plants. As you can see from my picture I look like Brad Pitt, well we have the same number of eyes, noses, mouth etc. but after that it takes a serious left turn. I maintain an constant teddy bear shape. Think of a pear or an apple. I do bike about 120Km a week but I am still pear shaped.

In 2013 I rode 3,068.93 km, 2500 of that from April 1 to October 30th. I am shooting for 4000km in 14. I hope to skip breaking bones this year.

The first things people usually notice about me are that I am a bipedal mammal. Most people notice that immediately. Although they never mention it, I am sure most people notice I don't have a tattoo of a snake on my face.

I have heard that I am a genius and a fantastic lover, OK I said it but I was listening when I said it so also add great listener.

I have lived a lot of places throughout Europe and the US and a few in Western Canada. If you are bored sometime I will list them for you.

I have never been abducted by aliens. I have been known to play harmonica and Tibetan finger symbols and once a triangle. I was told it was an acute triangle but it really wasn't my type. Oops math joke, that was probably too geeky. Although I was told for years it was a very important number, I have never found a use for PI, I guess I am just too rational.

I worked in restaurants in my youth so I can and I enjoy Cooking. I am into Extreme Cuddling and Pan Dimensional Trade Agreements. I have been known to give Foot Rubs that made people change their religion, although I do question their initial dedication. I am looking for somebody on this wretched planet that can make a decent Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_Galactic_Gargle_Blaster). I can hold my breath for up to two minutes but I have never found a reason to do that. I believe I could design a corduroy balcony cover, but I have never done so. There are all the normal things like Reading and Breathing I am into as well of course.

I am worshiped as a minor super hero on the planets orbiting Alpha Orionis.

I know everybody is looking for "THE ONE", I guess I am too, but also I don't know that many people in the area so I am pretty much up for anything from hanging out, going to movies etc. to something more serious.

I find it weird that when I read the stuff here everybody has a big list of what they don't want. I don't know what I don't want but I know I DO want somebody who can hold up their end of a conversation. I want somebody with a good sense of humor and and at least a reasonable sense of adventure.

I am pear shaped, carbon based, and non-toxic

You should message me if
If you ever enjoyed the feeling of mud squishing between your toes.
If you ever wondered what the hell jello is made of.
If you have days where you feel like an ant and wonder where the kid with the big magnifying glass is.
If you feel you are being watched by a duck (anatidaephobia)

Or you feel like it

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First Date
First Date
Someplace safe like coffee shop would be best. Maybe something with some kind of entertainment? I am pretty open it would just depend on what the other person was comfortable with. -- Wow does that ever sound boring, you pick something, I'm easy.

The second date should be romantic I think. A nice meal on the water around sunset some place like the Cannery. A stroll through Gastown, maybe hit a pub to see a live band.

Or a quick flight to Rio, a fast wedding, get to know each other on the plane back? Although I consider this a distant third choice.

Message me if
If you ever enjoyed the feeling of mud squishing between your toes.
If you ever wondered what the hell jello is made of.
If you have days where you feel like an ant and wonder where the kid with the big magnifying glass is.
If you feel you are being watched by a duck (anatidaephobia)

Or you feel like it


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