Reformed Captain of Delray's chapter of the Confederacy of Dunces seeks solace in the companionship of patient and forgiving woman. While there's good mischief in my manner, I also offer a serious side. I'm talented in both off-color nursery rhymes and naturalist haikus. My interest in art includes appreciation of the female form, counterbalanced by a collection of wolverine comic books. If you seek perfection, a Greek sculpture animated by Athena, Goddess of Virtue, look elsewhere.
Vegans not apply. I subscribe to the view that cows are delicious rather than holy.
Despite my fleshly desires, i draw a line at yoga, I'm not that desperate. In a selfless nod, however, I am willing to explore that other Eastern sensibility, the mysteries and practices of the kama sutra.
If you seek a movable feast of edgy good times, make a reservation....with me.