Yeah I'm freshly divorced from my seventh wife, have 9 delinquent kids... but, the good news is that I have a good chance at finally getting a job!!
joking!!! :P kidding!!!
In any event, I have my life together, and I'm more than the usual amount of interesting and funny, so you'd better like to laugh.
I am new to the area and to this state for that matter.
Im looking for a passionate,open minded woman who knows what she wants & isnt afraid to explore new things & new places together. I listen and enjoy all types of music ......and I do mean ALL! :-)
I've met with some of the most AMAZING women. I'm glad to have met them regardless of the end results...and I'm looking forward to meeting that special woman created just for me!!
I'm looking for a woman with as much humour and confidence as I have! Please, if you resemble a chimpanzee or something, it probably won't work out for us... I adore talking about love and life and I have a soft spot for women who are not only goregeous and sane, but also are intelligent enough to carry on a fun coversation.
I do know that I'm picky but I figure, why not? I know I deserve someone great, don't you? :) Email me. Let's talk.
Top reasons to date me:
1. I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect them
2. Sleeping alone just sucks.... period.
3. You’re safe with me
4. I will snuggle next to you during storms
5. I have a great laugh
6. I take great pride in my health & appearance
7. I wont get mad because you have guy friends
8. I won’t bite unless you want me to
9. I'll make fun of you
10. I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is coming