If I'm not allowed to post topless pictures, neither should you. Put a damn shirt on, brutha.
"If I didn't know you, I'd probably think you were really creepy." is something I've heard more than once.
Hello, fellas. My name's Cherry :) Ok, let's get somethings straight, dudes: 1. I'm not here to fall in love. 2. I'm not here to fxck you. 3. I'm genuinely interested in making friends, and I actually think some dudes on here are pretty chill. 4. If you want to tell me that's nonsense, you don't need to tell me. Frankly, I don't care if that's what you think.
Otherwise, nice to meet you.
But you're probably not going to read this. Therefore, I should probably stop typing now. But I have more to say before I do.
You know how some people say "don't mistake my kindness for weakness?" Well my weakness is my kindness. I'm working on that though..... jerk.
Also, does anyone else find it shallow and a bit offensive that it's required for us to choose a "body type" that we think suits us best? I mean, if that's what's going to get between you and what could have otherwise been a beautiful relationship, maybe you should just keep going to 18+ clubs to pick up on stumbling drunks.
Oh, and I'd appreciate it if we even remotely had similar interests.
Though, technically not a date-date, I'm really not picky. As long as you're the one driving... or pulling me on a bike.