simonthehatter: Chuck Norris made a happy meal cry!
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Houston, Texas
40 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Capricorn
simonthehatter is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Pipeline integrity data analyst.

Mums dog. Sparky!

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 7 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets Cat  

About Me
Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things with me!

Instead of "going on a date" let's just do something we both are into. Enjoy doing the things and see if we click?

Practical and down to earth. I take care of my responsibilities first. But I love to have fun. I cycle, love movies (mostly action adventure and sci-fi), camping, going out to eat with my friends and live music.

Nothing really beats being outdoors for me unless it happens to be really wet and cold. When that happens you will find me on the sofa with a book or a movie - sometimes both! For me cycling is my go to sport. I also like to camp and get out in the fresh air.

Love Star Wars so if you know who Shot First then great!

I place a lot of value in a good friendship, honesty, loyalty and kindness. I give as much as I can to my friends and when they need me I am there. It would be great if you share these values.

I am a team player which means we hold each other up with positive attitude.

Phew, you made it this far and are still reading. So if you like what you hear shoot me a message.


First Date
Cookies and coffee for starters.

Mail Settings
To send a message to simonthehatter you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age Between:29 and 42.
Lives in United States
Lives within 75 Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not do drugs
Must not smoke