I know my headline sounds ridiculous, but if you send me a message with info about me, I will either be impressed or a little worried.
Nobody reads this stuff. Ask me and I'll tell you... if I like you
I do not date short, obese, white women. It's not that you are not beautiful, you just aren't my cup of tea.
Also I need to be convinced you love yourself before you can love me.
We will talk and I'll ask, "what would you like to do?"
You will probably reply, "I'm up for anything"
I'll suggest something fun/romantic/social/sexy/1st date appropriate.
Hopefully you won't say, "let's do something else..."