I am a laid back, witty, generous, hard working, athletic, sports fan that needs a partner in crime. I have everything I need in life except that one person to share everything with. My main goal is to live comfortably with no stress and no bills, but since that will never happen, my new main goal is to try and find someone who I can get to know, go out and have fun with and to see what happens from there.
Seems like if you're not lying about what you look like, then you're lying about what you want.
P.S. I work at night.