After my retirement from the Army in June of 2009, I needed a job. Being a Sheepdog, I took a contractor position that took me to Uganda and South Sudan!Tuesday nights in Juba were known as "salsa night" We would go to this one restaurant that was done up as a huge bedouin tent. I was asked to dance by a latin beauty. (she was gorgeous!!) It was then that I realized I did not know how to salsa!!! Thinking quickly, I took her in my arms and proceeded to 2step her around the room! She was laughing and calling my dancing "gringo salsa"!! I said "made in NY City!!" She was having a great time as I twirled her around the rest of the dancers. I am an adventurer and world traveler with lots of stories, just ask! If you are the type of woman that says "wait, he was in Uganda? South Sudan? I cant handle that kind of real man!!" then you are not for me. If you cant (or wont learn) to dance, then you may not be the woman for me. A passport is required to ride this ride and, please, keep your hands inside the cart until it comes to a complete stop. I tend to gravitate towards those who have a natural "cool" sense of humor - totally dig sarcasm - (the light, airy, funny kind! Not the mean,biting kind) - so if you can't banter back and forth with me w/o taking ANY of it personally or seriously - we're probably not gonna be a good match... lol. I do not understand boring girls with no personality! It drives me crazy!! Lists of facts are boring... Tell me about YOU. What makes you so different from all the other 3,634 women out there who's profiles say the same exact thing? Looking for an incredibly intelligent and amazingly beautiful woman. Someone who laughs at my jokes.( no stalkers or clingy women please. I'm not sure what I'm looking for, but I know its not that) Someone who believes anything in life is possible, because it is!!! If this sounds good to you, you're open to fun, adventure and laughs, I look forward to meeting you ! Email me, what are you waiting for?