rissrolls20s: I heard u like the bad girls, honey. Is that true?
About
Smokes Occasionally with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Chico, California
Details
29 year old Female, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Aquarius
Intent
rissrolls20s wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
Some college
Personality
Adventurer
Profession
Student/Artist







I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Often (>3times/week) Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Other



About Me
UPDATE: I am now happily married but also happily poly and I like to drink whiskey with cute people and party naked sometimes.
ALSO, hey just because I mention that I like to party naked sometimes does not mean that I don't want to flirt a little bit or get to know you before you ask me if I spit or swallow or anything along those lines.

Alright, let's be honest here.
My dexterity score is 3.
I've got charisma at 7 but that score gets bumped up to a 20 with my mighty drunkenness buff.
Intelligence at 16, Con at 9 million and Strength and Wisdom yet to be announced. :P
I've got a -3 on my balance checks and a +93275632 on being ****ING AWESOME.
You add in the fact that I have Extremely Hilarious and Brimming With Sarcasm bonus feats, I might just be the best person ever.
ALSO. I am almost six feet tall.
So I like to say that I am half ogre with the heart of a kender.

I love these things:
Dungeons And Dragons.
Laughing.
Reading.
Drinking.
Admiring myself.
Mario Party but also hella other video games.
Board games!
More stuff too, I guess.

And I am fat and okay with it, not fishing for a compliment, I am a large being and I am soft and bountiful and I don't hate it.


And I like to pretend that my life is more than just waiting for the next disaster.
And I like to pretend that I am clever and pretty and not a waste of your time.
And. Hell, I just like to pretend.
Which is probably why I embrace my inner nerd and play Dungeons and Dragons on a regular basis.

I am much too sarcastic for my own good and nowhere near as tactful as I should be.


And Also.
I am a girl that loves rum. and beer. and sometimes whiskey. and...well, let's just say that I have alot of love. lol

First Date
Hmmm... I don't know. I haven't really gone on many dates.
But I am a pretty chill girl. So, I don't know. Talking at a coffee place? Sharing fries at a diner? Adventuring to anywhere but here? :D