Running through my life right now, I don't regret a thing. The things I do just make me laugh and make me wanna drink. I'd like to meet a mad man who makes it all seem sane, to work out all these troubles and what there is to gain.
Alright, let's be honest here.
My dexterity score is 3.
I've got charisma at 7 but that score gets bumped up to a 20 with my mighty drunkenness buff.
Intelligence at 16, Con at 9 million and Strength and Wisdom yet to be announced. :P
I've got a -3 on my balance checks and a +93275632 on being ****ING AWESOME.
You add in the fact that I have Extremely Hilarious and Brimming With Sarcasm bonus feats, I might just be the best person ever. (but probably not. :P)
ALSO. I am almost six feet tall.
So I like to say that I am half ogre with the heart of a Kender.
(And you probably have no idea what that is. But you get a million bonus points if you do.)
And i am fat. but kinda pretty. :)
I want to explore a mythical forest, dance on graves and swim in the ocean.
I can't help but figure out words in my head, Sometimes I wish I was simple minded.
But if nothing else, I’m a pop culture junkie living on vodka and small amounts of nicotine.
I slam doors, and I want to wake up in a new city tomorrow
And I want to breathe intensity.
We could be friends, you and I. We could be friends if you can ignore that I am the most illogical logic driven person you will ever meet.
And if I didn’t have boobs I would probably kill myself.
Just throwing that out there.
I'm a firm believer in believing in nothing. And by nothing I mean everything. And by everything I mean whatever makes your life worth living.
I also believe in music, laughter, having fun and in the power of words.
(Spoken, Written or Read.)
I believe that life is never black and white. And I choose to live mine by embracing the shades of gray.
I like learning more than anything EVER.
And often will read the dictionary or waste hours Wikipedia-ing.
(I also have the power to turn anything into a verb. I call it verb-ing.)
For this reason, I like books.
For other reasons, I think that the words of Chuck Palahniuk are ****ing gold.
(Obsession isn’t the right word. But it’s the first word that comes to mind.)
And I like to pretend that my life is more than just waiting for the next disaster.
And I like to pretend that I am clever and pretty and not a waste of your time.
And. Hell, I just like to pretend.
Which is probably why I embrace my inner nerd and play Dungeons and Dragons on a regular basis.:D
I am much too sarcastic for my own good and nowhere near as tactful as I should be.
I have a fish and his name is Maxwell Edison, and yes. He does have a tiny silver hammer in his bowl. :D
I am a girl that loves rum. and beer. and sometimes whiskey. and...well, let's just say that I have alot of love. lol