thenewjohn: looking for a real relationship
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Knoxville, Tennessee
37 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Baptist
Caucasian, Virgo
thenewjohn is looking for a relationship.
Some college
yes i have one

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Not Ambitious
Pets Dog  


About John
I have to get this out of the way first, big butts, and i cannot lie. Seriously, are there any girls out there that can keep up? I'm tired of girls who are only beautiful on the outside. Brunettes definitely have the most fun. When i get sad i stop being sad and be awesome instead true story. I once read Paradise Lost, The Odyssey and War & Peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I will bake you a 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat.

I'm tired of being treated as a sex toy, you know i have feelings too, dammit. There are plenty of fish in the sea, i just happen to be the type of fish you catch, that you want to hung up in your living room and show off to your friends. And if you're not a married couple trying to recruit me to make a fantasy come true. All this stuff I said was just to get a laugh out of you, but to be truthful. Im looking for someone who loves kids, not a liar, and wants a relationship to grow. If you want to know anything about me just send me a message....

First Date
Befriend a talking seagull

Fall in love with a prince

Fight a giant octopus

I can only promise one of those things will happen.

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