I have to get this out of the way first, big butts, and i cannot lie. Seriously, are there any girls out there that can keep up? I'm tired of girls who are only beautiful on the outside. Brunettes definitely have the most fun. When i get sad i stop being sad and be awesome instead true story. I once read Paradise Lost, The Odyssey and War & Peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I will bake you a 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat.
I'm tired of being treated as a sex toy, you know i have feelings too, dammit. There are plenty of fish in the sea, i just happen to be the type of fish you catch, that you want to hung up in your living room and show off to your friends. And if you're not a married couple trying to recruit me to make a fantasy come true. Lets chat