I have to get this out of the way first, big butts, and i cannot lie. Seriously, are there any girls out there that can keep up? I'm tired of girls who are only beautiful on the outside. Brunettes definitely have the most fun. I live everyday, like Maury told me, "you are not the father." I once read Paradise Lost, The Odyssey and War & Peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I will bake you a 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat.
I'm tired of being treated as a sex toy, you know i have feelings too, dammit. There are plenty of fish in the sea, i just happen to be the type of fish you catch, that you want to hung up in your living room and show off to your friends. And if you're not a married couple trying to recruit me to make a fantasy come true. Lets chat