All the pics of that Zombie Crawl, and now I have to wonder if I would still find you attractive if you suddenly turned into a zombie lol.
Sense of humor? I wouldn't exactly call it a good one. More of a bad one since I'm always laughing at stuff no one else finds funny.
Hobbies: I read too much and pretty much anything. Movies, video games(I'm male so it would be weirder if I wasn't into them lol), hanging out with family, and writing which is what I aspire to do for a living when I finally grow up.
Goals and aspirations: oops already covered that. I'm not religious but I am writing a book about Jesus lol. I would love to travel more and pretty much go anywhere. I speak horrible French so it would be great to go to Paris and annoy the crap out of some froggies. There's a test to see if you'll like me or not. If you laughed then thumbs up. If you are offended then mission accomplished I guess lol
Myself and what makes me unique: Hmm well definitely the sense of humor for one. Another thing is I wouldn't cheat on you even if I tried. It's just not who I am, I'll dump you first before that ever happens. Same with needing my space, I'll kick you out of the house and tell you to go out with friends. I'm not in anyway interested in someone high maintenance or needing attention every second of the day. Been there, done that, not interested in it ever again. I do find tattoos and piercings attractive but like any good art needs to look good, have meaning, etc. I think a lot of people get them too freely with no thought in them and there is no restrictions on who gets them so just because you have em doesn't mean you are automatically cool. My grandma has tattoos and not even the cool grandma lol.
Music: anything good as defined by me :P Yes I even like some country namely Dwight Yoakam and the Mavericks rocked! Tool/ A Perfect Circle/Puscifer is my favorite and won't miss any of their concerts when they are in Denver. Even went to see the first Puscifer show in Vegas a few years back. Mozart, Sinatra, Five Finger Death Punch, NIN, Eminem, Dre, Snoop, anything really. As long as its not a random rapper telling the world how awesome he is. Like duh! the last guy said the same thing already!
Physically: Looks matter to a certain point but are not the most important thing. Smiles are important and so are eyes. I've never been attracted to extremely thin women since there is a ton of great restaurants here and I could never be with someone who doesn't eat. Maybe try not to weigh more then me. That gives a good cushion without making me sound too superficial maybe lol. Everyone puts so much on looks when that can bite them in the ass later. Ladies, if it looks like a doush and talks like a doush......then most likely it's probably not going to end well. Unless of course you come to grips with the fact that you're just plain attracted to doushbags lol. I like a good lookin woman, but after the first few weeks I would just end up being bored without the intelligence to go with it.
Mentally: I am attracted to women who can match me and are smarter then I am. Sarcastic, cynical, witty, cutting, sassy are all things I like in a woman. Someone who can take a joke and give it back. I love and opinionated female even if I don't agree with her and she can handle it that I don't agree on something. I'm extremely opinionated and some of them are hard to put into neat little categories like Democrat/Republican, things like that. Family game nights...better be able to hold your own is all I can say. Readers I like. If the last book you read was Harry Potter(loved it) or the Twilight series(meh) then I am not the guy for you. Nothing wrong with them but there is so much more out there to read. um... congrats on being able to read I suppose :X lol
Emotionally: Looking for someone honest and trustworthy. I give everything when I am into a relationship, probably too much but I still do it. I can pretty much handle anything if there is honesty with it. I'm not into drama at all. I didn't play games in high school and very much not interested in playing them now. I'm a very kind and considerate person but am not a pushover either. I am extremely dedicated to the one I am with and look for the same. I am interested in strong women, not "someone who knows her place." Don't get me wrong, I will hold the door and treat a lady like a lady. Pretty much looking for a woman to remind me to take my meds in about 30 years lol.
Family is very important to me and I would hope it would be to you.
It's very common on here but the saying looking for a partner in crime says it for me. The partner part not the crime part. Well ok nevermind, I'm really looking for a chick to rob sh*t with lol. A partner, not servant or witness to my supreme awesomeness. If you cook I'll clean the dishes :P
Send me a message if you are interested or even if you think this is the crappiest profile so far. Good luck :P
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