I spend a lot of time thinking about: "How many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll, tootsie pop... That I cannot tie a cherry stem with my tongue, but I will watch you try forever... I don't care if you watch girlie movies... I've never been on America's Most Wanted... You always smell like fresh clean baby cotton... I'll let you control the remote, if you sit close to me... I won't step on your toes when we dance... They don't care... I give a kick ass back/foot rub... Handcuffs aren't just for the cops... Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction... I don't expect someone to pay my way, so it's important that another can pay theirs... I've never failed a survey... If those are real... I've never experienced attributes that are pierced but I'm willing to suffer through it... I'm soft, hard and smooth in all the right spots and places.... I don't care if you leave the seat down... Good food, cold beer and fine wine... Why the drapes need to match the carpet... The most precious possession ever given to a woman is a man's heart... It's interesting when you come home all dirty... Workin on my six-pack... I'll let you drive every time if you want, I like driving you... My closet has a boat-load of shirts, jeans, boots, and hats... Your confidence is sexy... A SLA with FT... Being another notch on your headboard... That whipped cream goes on more than sundaes.. Soap, shampoo, and lotion, you never know when it needs to be clean and soft... I would rather have nothing, than a whole lot of something I don't need... I don't need a night light... My kisses will take your breath away... You will work on being able to put your feet behind my neck... I like it when you do girlie things... I think it's sexy when you put me in my place... If one exist who can properly toss a salad... I know how to keep a secret... How to make a girl blush is good safe fun... I'm pretty damn funny... That I've been told, I'm the perfect blend of gentleman and bad boy... Why women visit my profile regularly, but don't write... If anyone understands what average or HWP means... If a rode head sugar-mama really exists... When you're sleeping I'll always try to be quiet... You’re slippery when wet... Person who marry without prenup not smart cookie... I know where to put the oil... I'm not your one night stand, if you want a night stand go to a furniture store... Good men keep hangin on for the good women... Will you keep doing all the little things you did to get me... You just can't stop reading this... You might show me your highbeams at the store when nobody's looking... The best ladies are like fine whiskey, aged to perfection... Kissing is a conversation and you like to talk... If you're looking for a booty-call, your on the wrong site and looking at the wrong profile... You really would dig having someone to cuddle with..." "And that the above should be taken tongue in cheek... If none of it made you laugh what a pity, after all one of the sweet joys of life is a great sense of humor."
First meet would not be considered a date, so maybe just meet for coffee/drink at a nice cafe or bar (share the rewards) and see where we progress from there. I'm not into interviews, I would rather get to know someone over time as long as there’s attraction, which for me is typically immediate but who knows sometimes it flows later.
With all due respect, please no soul suckers, energy vampires, deception/jealous types, baggage handlers (unless you work at the airport), drama queens, high maintenance/gold diggers, excessive/obsessive tats (i.e. the circus lady), or other full-blown bat-crap nut jobs. Life is too fine to waste on no value added events.
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