AscendedMaster: Thick thighs make great earmuffs :)
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Phoenix, Arizona
35 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-religious
Native American, Virgo
AscendedMaster isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Associates Degree
Play Doh Manipulator

Me with mo' scruff.

I am Seeking a Woman For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Not Ambitious
Pets Dog  

About Me
To whom it may concern,

Disclaimer: I am a busy man with little time for nonsense. Currently single, no children, never married and unemployed. I live at home with my mother for the moment and I'm not complaining about it. I'm far from a looser (I purposely misspelled that just to upset you grammar nazi's, bite me)

I don't know what you're looking for but here's what I'm not looking for. Please do not hit me up if you're fresh out of a relationship, married, or taking any kind of anti-depressants. I love talking to people but I'm not willing to be anybody's free psychologist right now.

I can be a real jerk sometimes so if you're looking for a man who doesn't speak his mind, a conformist, and has the fear of God in him, I'm not the man for you.

I'm at a stage in my life where I'd be looking for someone who wants to build something like an empire and no I'm not into watching that poor excuse of a degenerate tv show. I have far better sh*t to be preoccupied with and so should you!

Anyways, if I've made you dripping wet with this incredible profile. I suggest you get a rug and send me a smoke signal!

First Date
Always down for rolling one up and hiking somewhere, preferably in Sedona!

Mail Settings
To send a message to AscendedMaster you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 23 and 42.
Live in United States