Not to brag or sound like a superior being or anything, but I pee standing up.
What's up? This is Champ or at least what friends call me. I'm here to meet someone new, hang out, and have a good time. Not looking for anything remotely serious at this moment. If you socially drink, smoke and are herb friendly then we should get to know one another. I'm a joker who likes to laugh so if you do hit me up be funny because If I had boobs, I would use them to get free drinks, get out of speeding tickets, and smother the life from my enemies as they slept.
If I've offended you, I assure you that was purely my intent. Don't add me to your favorites. Do the right thing and send me a message introducing yourself.