Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence; because if she doesn’t have that, then she’s mine.
Some people b*tch and complain about life, I'd rather puff puff pass and recite movie quotes.
I have vices and I have virtues, I think I'm equally balanced.
Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made of hair.
Joking aside, here's some seriousness
I actually read profiles'. When I see "Just Ask" I think to myself that person's lazy as [EXPLETIVE] I like a woman with a brain, into expanding her mind and tap into the paranormal. 420 friendly is a huge plus because I don't smoke but I like smelling it. Over the club/party scene. Enjoys penetration type activities ;) Preferably not super religious (ie. christian) or narrow-minded; spiritual is cool. Loves nature, and intelligent foreplay. Values the truth, wisdom and is willing to look past the veneer of superficial reality.
By the way... "One Word Intro” emails are not a real email, they are seriously one word!! You send me any version of..
"Hi"…"Hello"…"Howdy"…"Hiya".. "Sup"… "Hey"…. "Wyd".... and any version of misspelling on that i.e. "Helllo"… "HHello"… "Helo"… do NOT expect a great response from me if any. . . unless you're drop dead gorgeous. I might make a special exception for your foolishness. Don't hold me to it though...
Made it this far? Good Job! Give yourself a pat on the back. If what I'm saying resonates with you, then feel free to message me :)