AscendedMaster: Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Phoenix, Arizona
Details
34 year old Man, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Native American Virgo with Brown hair
Intent
AscendedMaster Casual Dating/No Commitment
Education
Associates degree
Personality
Hedonist
Profession
Play Doh Manipulator


dating
Me with mo' scruff.






I am Seeking a Woman For Hang out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Not Ambitious



About Me
Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence; because if she doesn’t have that, then she’s mine.

Some people b*tch and complain about life, I'd rather puff puff pass and recite movie quotes.

I have vices and I have virtues, I think I'm equally balanced.

Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made of hair.


Joking aside, here's my serious side when I'm not joking

I actually read profiles'. If all you have is "Just Ask" in your about me section, you're lazy and it shows!! I like a woman who loves being herself, likes to learn new things, take risks. Over the club and party scene, both are fine just not all the time. Enjoys penetration type activities ;) Not religious (christian) or rigid with one way of thinking; spiritual is preferred. Loves nature, reading and expanding your consciousness, finds deep conversation stimulating is a huge plus. Values the truth, not afraid to challenge assumptions and is willing to look past the veneer of reality.

Asking questions is my thing because I'm not afraid to know things. So far I've figured out, the more I know, the more I know that I don't know sh*t but there's always more to know...lol. Sometimes I like stirring the pot just to shake things up, so watch out!! I will cut loose anyone who is super clingy, boring and brain dead. The stranger you are, the more my interest grows. Hope this sparks you to want to know more because there's plenty more where that came from.

Fun Fact: Despite looking 'black' (whatever that is), I'm not in fact black because black is a color and an adjective. An adjective describes a noun (person, place or thing) and I'm not a thing. Also, I do not consider myself African-American. I'm an AmeRican. So if you were looking for the whole 'Chocolate', 'African', Shaka Zulu warrior fantasy... you'll be out of luck. That's where I'm coming from so if that level of authenticity sounds silly or retarded to you. I'm not for you.

Before you send me a message, you should know "One Word Intro” emails are not a real email, they are seriously one word!! You send me any version of..

"Hi"…"Hello"…"Howdy"…"Hiya".. "Sup"… "Hey"….and any version of misspelling on that i.e. "Helllo"… "HHello"… "Helo"… and I may delete your message. If you cannot say anything other than one word, do NOT expect a great response if any from me.

If you've made it this far and what I'm saying resonates, then we can do business. Feel free to contact me :)

First Date
Let's head to Costco and get some FREE samples!!!


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Female
Age between 23 and 42.
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