AscendedMaster: Shine Bright like a White Girl
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
Phoenix, Arizona
34 year old Man, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-Religious
Native American Virgo with Brown hair
AscendedMaster isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Associates degree
Play Doh Manipulator

Me with mo' scruff.

I am Seeking a Woman For Hang out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Not Ambitious

About Me
Some people b*tch and complain about life, I'd rather puff puff pass and recite movie quotes.

I have vices and I have virtues, I think I'm equally balanced.

Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made of hair.

Ladies if you have purple hair or neck tattoos please get your tubes tied.

Joking aside, here's some seriousness

I like woman who are mentally stable and sexually unstable.
I am 420 friendly and prefer someone who is too. If you're not that's cool just don't rain on my parade ;)
Enjoy penetration type activities? Tell me when hurts... ;)
No overly religious (ie. Christian, Jewish, Vegetarian) or narrow-mindedness; spiritual is the way in my book. I like to sin and then forgive myself.
Love the outdoors, nature, and open stretches of road with some music? Cool, you can be Tito on drums.
Seeks truth, wisdom and willing to look past the veneer of superficial reality?
Hanging out with me may invite challenges such as cogitating mysteries such as "How do you know Monday is really Monday???".

By the way... "One Word Intro” emails like these "Hi"…"Hello"…"Howdy"…"Hiya".. "Sup"… "Hey"…. "Wyd".... and any version of misspelling on that i.e. "Helllo"… "HHello"… "Helo"… does not qualify as a real email, they are seriously one word!! Plus it might cause me to sneer and give you the evil eye...

Made it this far? Super! Give yourself a pat on the back because you rock. Now send me a message.

First Date
Let's head to Costco and get some FREE samples!!!

Mail Settings
To send a message to AscendedMaster you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 23 and 42.
Live in United States