Flat a$$e$ and pancake tittties? That's that sh*t I don't like...
Some people b*tch and complain about life, I'd rather puff puff pass and recite movie quotes.
I have vices and I have virtues, I think I'm equally balanced.
Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made of hair.
I make the best fruit smoothies in my kitchen, if you're lucky you might get to sample one day.
Joking aside, here's some seriousness
I like women who are mentally stable and sexually unstable.
I am 420 friendly and would prefer someone who shares my enthusiasm.
No one overly religious or narrow-minded types; spiritual is the way in my book.
Love the outdoors, nature, and open stretches of road with some music? Cool, you can be Tito on drums.
Seeks truth, wisdom and willing to look past the veneer of superficial reality?
Hanging out with me may invite challenges such as cogitating the deeper mysteries of life.
Since you've made it this far, and you want to hit me up just don't send me "One Word Intro” emails like these "Hi"…"Hello"…"Howdy"…"Hiya".. "Sup"… "Hey"…. "Wyd".... and any version of misspelling on that i.e. "Helllo"… "HHello"… "Helo"… does not qualify as a real email, they are seriously one word and lazy.