I am crazy it's official there is paper work and graphs on it, so it must be true. And I tell you it's a real load off of my mind. I mean it relieves a lot of responsibility for me. I always have a valid excuse if I start talking to myself, or start crawling on the floor during a business meeting. I'm bonkers it's very convenient and fun. So shut up do what I tell you I'm not interested these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer my ad. Just kidding
As you can see, I'm extremely sarcastic,cynical and have a warped sense of humor. If you can't deal then you should move on. Also if you can't handle someone who has an opinion you should move on. I'm not affraid to speak my mind and I thank the women and men who fought for my rights to do so..thanks...
My philosophy in life is that: Life is too short and it would be bland without a little tomfoolery. I would describe myself as low key and mellow. I'm not too up tight, nor am I wound up. I like staying at home watching movies, and I like going out. I think I'm a balanced well rounded person. My friends say that I am a loyal friend, a good listener, and someone they can rely on. I would do almost anything for my family and friends.
Things that I like :
reading books, listening to music, watching movies,shooting pool,going for long drives, traveling( I have been to 26 states) camping, 4x4ing,mudding, fishing, walking,collecting old furniture, and other antiques ( I got a cool collection of decanters). I love music. I enjoy listening to industrial,noize, neo folk, irish folk, punk, post punk, psychobilly, blues,and outlaw country.
I love watching movies/ films. I like drama, horror, action, and some comedies. Really not into chick flick movies.
I like animals I have two cats. I like dogs too. Iike siberian huskies, malamutes, samoyeds, basset hounds, dauchshunds etc any non aggressive dog.
I usually have an optimistic attitude. I am a hopeless romantic. I love flowers, men who open doors, men who are thoughtful, and take into consideration other people's feelings.
I'm a sucker for dark hair and light eyes, tattoos, mechanics, southern accents, cowboys, horse wranglers etc.
I don't like liars, cheaters, or fast takers, not into guys saying "whats good" if your pants sag, or if you dress or act like a complete douche gangsta lean or wear the douchey white sunglasses dont even bother.