Love me, like me or ignore me... I honestly do not care. You are currently a mere series of 0001111 on my computer. if you understand the 0001111, absolutely contact me.
I am a Escritoire Pilot by day, Bull fighter by night. I've read 50 Shades of Grey and have no comment in the matter...actually that is a lie, I have plenty of comments..
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
A quick guide on how to bathe a cat:
1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.(You may consider this step optional.)
2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.
3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.
4. Sit on lid. Cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sud-sing and washing motions.
5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse the cat. NOTE: Hold securely to leash attached to cat in toilet.
6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out the door, and slam it shut securely, because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet propelled.
7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry himself.
8. Bask in self-congratulatory haze.
I enjoy my beer, someday I will buy a dog and train him/her to fetch me one from the Frig.
I eat cereal out of the box. I run, but I don't enjoy it.
My hobbies consist of being the best damn disposable lighter repair man and wind-gazer there is.