chinezero1: Funny and mysterious; I'm a clown-ninja!
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
San antonio, Texas
34 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Other Religion
Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair
chinezero1 Wants a relationship
Masters degree
Escritoire Figther Pilot

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Other Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Second Language Russian  

About Me
If you're interested, send a message. Likes will get lost.

Goals in life are to travel the world and the seven seas and to meet the seven dwarfs! Oh and I want to meet a mermaid, but I hear they are really mean... So that actually might not be a good idea.

I've got a pretty erratic sense of humor. I quite fancy my time at home however I will travel at any given opportunity. I'm rather spontaneous as well.

I am an avid wind gazer and well renowned disposable lighter repair man. I learned my lighter repair man trade through Tibetan monks, back when I was a wee-little lad. The wind-gazing was acquired during my time in Far East Siberia hunting bears.

I do work for a living, in fact I would call it a career.

Other increasingly interesting facts: I enjoy snowboarding, sometimes reading, sunny weather and have been getting into hiking more so I can tone up my calves and get buns of steel.

I also like traveling, surfing, flying (although it's been a while), stand up paddle board and extreme battles with ninjas!

I am me. I am awesome and I know how to have a good time. And I don't quite care for negative people or if you think you're a princess with ridiculous expectations....some of you ladies profiles are straight up negative and debbie downers.

First Date
Well, let's call this what it really is. A chance encounter at some coffee shop. And we will go from there. Granted you're not crazy and or a lunatic...the first date will be under probation.