I would say I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread, but I don't think sliced bread is that friggin' great. My favorite color is the second one from the left. I'm terribly undereducated and spend way too much time trying to find my keys. Not only do I watch television, but I watch it gleefully, especially the zoo like genius of reality TV. I despise shameless self promotion and the fact that I still have 1502 characters left. Deep down and behind my gall bladder I'm an extraordinary beast with a wicked mind, well meaning heart, and an aging soul. I need laughter, I adore old movies, I require a comfy stool and a cold pint, I get giddy at a nice restaurant with a nifty wine list, I think, I feel, I care.
Cocktails, conversation, more****ails. Perhaps something to nosh, oh and more****ails. Ha-Ha, they censored the **** out of ****tail. How rude!
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