Shhhhhhh….Hi – My name’s Monkey and I just hijacked mom’s computer to rewrite her profile… Don’t tell her I learned how to type or spell!! The cute fuzzy in her pictures is my predecessor Clem. My mom is working on posting new pics – go check him out! Ok ok, come back!!
My mom is pretty cool – very laid back but can be really silly too – She likes to sing to me and dance with me but – she really can’t do either very well, but she does it anyway. She’s funny and has a quirky personality – she always says “Bless you” or “Pretty Boy” whenever I burp. My mom is a lot of fun too - We like to hang out with our friends and go for walks; have play dates, and sometimes she even takes me to work! She’s an animal nurse so sometimes she smells funny when she comes home – but I love her anyway! When she’s wearing work clothes she lets me kiss her lots – when she’s all dolled up, I’m not allowed to – but she looks so pretty. She likes to go out and do stuff like see local bands, and go to events around town. She says she doesn’t “do drama” but likes the theater – whatever that means. She also says she doesn’t like labels - for either one of us. Just ‘cause I’m a pitty doesn’t make me a mean or bad - I’m still just a cat… uh, I mean … a dog – just like since she likes girls, it doesn’t make her femme, soft butch or whatever, she still just a girl who happens to like girls. I guess we both need to be seen for what’s below the surface.
I’d like my mom to meet someone who loves her like I do – if she’s silly or serious. Since I can’t always go with her to do stuff, I know that she would love to be able to hang out with someone who likes to play hard, work hard and for sure someone who likes to laugh. She likes music and movies and a well written book. (Apparently, I’m not allowed to taste them though). She also likes people who are sarcastic and smart.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
My mom likes coffee…A LOT, So maybe that’s a good first date…after that, you girls are on your own…I’m gonna go play now. Thanks for reading my note!! WOOF!