Such an interesting site.
Well, with the action I've had here I am going to try my luck at one of the the valley shelters. Two legged pals seem to be few and far between so I'm going for a four legged one.
Housekeeping skills lacking? Fancy cooking, spotty? Bonnet and boot too big? Small wardrobe? Frugal lifestyle? No problem. My four legged love will never be bothered by any of that. He'll get smelly, probably have a big belly, have to get up at least once in a night to pee and probably have nasty farts but it will be worth all that because that is what love is.
Greeting me with kisses and such excitement each time I come home. Ready in an instant to head out for a walk or a cruise in the car or a quick dip in the lake. Hiking always a pleasure together. Cuddled up all warm and cozy for a good night's sleep and up happy and ready for a new day. Filled with joy, fun, playfulness and gratitude. Almost perfect partner, for sure.
Now, what could be missing?