Entrepreneur. Pilot. Billionaire philanthropist . . . all words to describe - oh, wait, that's Howard Hughes. Ahh, you mean you want to know about ME? Why, I'm flattered! ;) In short, I'm just a sweet, sassy, chick from Southern Cali who's open to meeting a great guy to add to her full, beautiful, life. By day, I'm an administrative coordinator/executive assistant at a mid-sized non-profit. By night [and weekends], I'm a newbie stand-up comedienne and budding improv actress. That's right - I make thousands, uh, I mean, hundreds, uh, I mean, uh DOZENS of people laugh on a semi-regular basis, both on and off stage. With just a stack of do-it-yourself business cards from Staples, my unique brand of humor, and a little moxy, I've managed to snag my first few stand-up comedy gigs and met with rave reviews. I'm always writing new material and am hoping to eventually joke my way right out of my cubicle and into the role of full-time funny girl.
When I'm not chipping away at spreadsheets or dreaming of my Saturday Night Live debut, my slew of favorite hobbies include hiking [Los Liones Canyon, anyone?], karaoke, dance classes [hip hop, pop, contemporary], fashion, travel [weekend getaways, visiting distant relatives, international adventure] and lastly, cooking . . . and I can SERIOUSLY throw down in the kitchen! From healthy kale salads to rich brownies so good they'd make your face melt off, I cover all the bases. I've even auditioned for Food Network a few times.
Friends & family would describe me as thoughtful, down-to-earth, funny, sharp as an infomercial knife set, creative, and fairly on the conservative side as far as values and politics, but also fun . . . "wholesome with an edge" would probably sum it up.
Similarly, I'm looking for a guy who's fun, down-to-earth, fun, kind-hearted and thoughtful - a true, old-school, respectful gentleman.
ALL races/ethnicities welcome.
Bonus points if you mention Yogurtland anywhere in your profile.
Think you might fit the bill? My mailbox awaits, no stamps required. :) Oh, and PLEASE have something more engaging to say in your message than 'hey', 'sup', how r u', etc.