SlappyMac: **Insert witty and breathtaking caption here**
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Denver, Colorado
37 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Cancer
SlappyMac is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Museum operations

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Tim
Oof, talk about me... okay... I am stalwart, ambitious and goal oriented. I am goofy at times, and sensitive. Intelligent and learned. If you're okay with a man who wakes up everyday and goes to work because he enjoys it; that's me. Someone who wants to hold a dinner party, talks smack about football, and have a glass of wine; I'm your dude.

I garden; I fish; I camp; I care for my daughter and my family. I mow my grandparents lawn on the weekends, and play board games with my kid before we read.

I snuggle and love.

I like woman who are ambitious and has their own life. I want someone who can shut the phone off and watch some Netflix, or go to a movie. I want a woman who posts a selfie of the both of us unabashedly while at dinner or a ballgame.

Most of all, I want you to care for me, my spastic hair and all.

And I really stink at the writing part! :P

First Date
Dinner with a view a maybe some local music with some vino!

Mail Settings
To send a message to SlappyMac you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 28 and 42.
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke