jxmike
Age: 36
Dating
tommmmm: with loves and hates and passions just like mine..
About
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
City
Parsippany, New Jersey
Details
37 year old Man, 6' 3" (191cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Scorpio with Blonde hair
Intent
tommmmm Wants a relationship
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Hipster
Profession
information technology


dating
9-26-2014 i do have a face. yes.






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious


Interests
Interesting peopleBetter ideas than mineTaste
TalentPostmodernProtosurrealism
Absurdist literatureMad geniousesIngenues
Putting smiths lyrics in pof profiles

About Me
Godot is waiting on ME

are you a little offbeat but not fatally so? know a bit about all kinds of indie, punk, electronic, and other non-mainstream music? do you do detached third party observer pretty well? what's your opinion on llamas? can you syncopate the rhythm generators but appreciate a well played guitar? you've noticed that poetry isn't always words, and art might not be limited to your eyes. snow covered sand with the sound of waves across a desolate beach, listening to the cocteau twins on a misty day. wondering if this film your watching is just a collection of non-sequiturs but loving it none the less? you're on the right track.
do you not know what the hell i am talking about at all, but wouldn't be adverse to finding out what this strange babble is? that's cool too, i don't have a mold i'm trying to fit any one in, just want to represent a little of where i'm coming from.

are you rigid, very-opinionated, aggressive and selfish? the next profile is just a back button away. shoo! that's the only thing that outright irritates me. (and friendly advice, the louder the voice, the less worthwhile said)

things that i'd rather not deal with: country music, hearing the word "yo" more than 15 times an hour, militant idealogues, disease, the police, conspiracy theorists, l. ron hubbard, chiropractors, barry mannilow, tassels of any kind, hiphop that isn't hard enough to step to me, sequins, blood, theives, dr. phil or oprah as a religion, musicals.

i'm more of a surreal guy than that REAL GUY i keep reading about, but i guess beyond the silliness and the boredom with the things we're supposed to like and think about and all that, i'm a very warm hearted, good natured guy, who relishes peace of mind and a good hefeweizen here and there.

things i do: play guitar, write electronic music, occasionally write a odd poem or two, play videogames, go out once in a blue moon, work at a small company as the IT dept, muddle about with my phone, make snarky comments, goof about, meander, and be

here's a dumb poem i wrote for another profile in the long forgotten age where friendster and livejournal still roamed the young earth. :) still, i like it.

i'm walking on the wilde side
somewhere voltaire wouldn't dare
as if bukowski fell from heaven
landing square on baudelaire

(yeah, bukowski and heaven don't rhyme, but it wouldn't be right if they did, would it?)

i'm alright looking i suppose, some people find me attractive, other people, well, they don't matter much. :)

Currently very over weight, but working actively to correct that. Have a home gym that I use an hour or two a day. Now is your chance to get me on the cheap cuz this character will be leveling up from here on out, and I know POF will become less relevant the closer I get to 220 and being too busy looking good. (Had surgery, got fat, acknowledged my laziness and taking action.) Last you'll hear of that. Just watch. I'm coming :)

unlikely inspiration: nikola tesla, kurt godel, john keats, "kinda blue" by miles davis, Fallout 3, documentaries about nuclear bombs, "Hearts of Space" on NPR, ian curtis, jesus christ, heironymous bosch, fydor dostoevsky,cesar milan, richie hawtin, german shepherds everywhere, bukowski, clint eastwood, gregg araki, steven wright, larry wall, anais nin, rube goldberg,posthumous use of billy mays in commercials. commercials about catheters, persephone's gathering of flowers, dr octagon, john keats, waterhouse's "ophelia",, kevin sheilds, william s burroughs, marcel duchamp, attention deficit disorder, stockhausen, of being and nothingness by sarte, mersault in the stranger by camus, the pink panther cartoon, the films of maya deren, ken nordine, gabriel faure, peggy lee, lemony snicket, philip glass, mr wizard, frogger, the nothing (neverending story), mike tyson, fred rodgers, gregory peck, survival research labs (20+ ton robots doing subversive performance art = high-five), emergency broadcast network, rhubarb, don quixote, vodka, creativity, and potato chips


try to be you, regardless of what you think i'll think of you. i promise to try to do the same..



“Like most qualities, cuteness is delineated by what it isn't. Most people aren't cute at all, or if so they quickly outgrow their cuteness ... Elegance, grace, delicacy, beauty, and a lack of self-consciousness: a creature who knows he is cute soon isn't.”
? William S. Burroughs, The Cat Inside

Oh, and no worries if I ask for a picture.. I want to see you wearing EXTRA clothing. To hell with nudes. Or just take pics of the clothes lol. That's my sense of humor.. :)


I'm seeing here on Pof just how closely related needy is to demanding. A profile that is merely a list of things someone musn't be? Well, theres some pretty faces riding on some ugly people. Wow, good luck with that. At least they wont be reproducing. Really, it's about as attractive as a letter from the irs. I for one am not sitting here looking for the most stringent list of regulations to fail to live up to and call it dating. The only relationship i want with some one like that is one of increasing distance..you'RE correct to think there isn't something wrong with you, EVERYTHING IS WRONG ABOUT YOU. Sad.

I work at retail store fixing computers as a second job. Tonight I could've cried for the crush I had on a customer that came in. She wasn't done up or too beautiful, but just right from smiling, to being cute, and maybe just a little clumsy. Someone somewhere must have written an indie pop song about her. My brain went to mush, my heart was throbbing in my throat.. and she was gone. #sadface. Hadn't felt anything like that in an age. What about you?


To be fair, it was all visual and for all I know maybe she maims kittens for fun. I dunno. Would have loved to find out but the situation was all wrong.. le sigh

Whereby (yes I did just effin' start a sentence with whereby. Get over it ;) ) this profile might seem to be devolving into chaos, a: this is not one sitting but a mosaic of a few times I've edited or added to this. Why be one dimensional? My personality doesn't fit in a blurb. I'm not a meme, nor am i looking for one. B: those afraid of thinking outside of the box will just say wtf, maybe smirk a bit, and walk away, which is perfect. Bye!

Now playing: american analog set - magnificent seventies

Update: what I REALLY REALLY want is one word messages at 4am that say "fake". Really, I 3 trolls. Good luck with that. Sorry your daddy didn't love you, or whatever drives your need for superiority. I'm just a person. That's it. Peace.

Update: now playing: Billy Bragg - It says here

NP: Anna Oxygen - Scientists

First Date
let's get bubble tea. or play checkers.

o/' if it's not love, then it's the bomb, then it's the bomb that will keep us together. ask me ask me ask me o/'

If your name were an acronym, what would.it stand for? I'm pretty sure mine would be To Obliterate Mankind, or maybe Talent Orchestrates Madness.

let's do covers of vapid top 40 hits with acoustic guitars steeped in echoes and reverb till they sound like ghosts adrift over silent waters. you in?