blondern94: Montana girl in a Northern California World.....
About
Non-Smoker with Average body type
City
Near rocklin, California
Details
54 year old Female, 5' 8" (173cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Pisces
Intent
blondern94 wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
Bachelors Degree
Personality
Animal Lover
Profession
RN







I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Cat  



About Me
I am not interested in being someones occasional "hook up". I would like to find a man with similar interests, great sense of humor... qualities like integrity, etc etc etc. i would like to go do "things", walks, talks, movies, travel, etc.... not looking for marriage necessarily... just looking for monagamous relationship. I work, make my own money, not looking for yours (you can buy me a ferrari if you insist, however!..... red please:))

I love to cook, love wine, shopping, .being outdoors, being indoors, water, trying new things, work in the yard.. have fun.. and yeah.. sex is great... agreed. NOT going to happen date 1.... date 2.... etc..........

i like the survery under first date.. i saw that.. thought i was hilarious.... ok.. another point.. YOU MUST HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR "_

i have a family... i love them. you have a family.. i hope you love them. i am not giving up my family for your family...and vice versa.. duhhhhh... end of that particular discussion...

I have had a painful breakup and crazy ex (or ex's), i am sure you may have as well. Of course we are all cautious! we should be. I can be just as bat sh*tcrazy as the neck chick... but i will tell you up front what makes me that way.... Lying. yep that's it. hey, if you want to date 7 girls and a goat at the same time... just let me know.. let me decide, do not decide for me. Okay one more thing.... if we ever have sex? i am going to become territorial... and ****y if I see you with someone else. JUST LIKE YOU WOULD (i hope). Just putting that out there:) you know... to prevent, uneccesarry future restraining orders and such.




























































Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
stole this from someone else.. but anyway.. prior to first date....

Thank you for your interest. A $10 processing fee may be imposed for incomplete or illegible applications.
Applicant's First Name______________ Applicant's Nickname(s) _____________
Occupation ______________________

Please state specific reason(s) for your last breakup: (Attach additional page if necessary)

Has a restraining order ever been filed against you?
Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
Have you ever been married?
If yes, how many times?
Are you currently married?
Have you ever undergone sexual reassignment surgery?
Are you currently taking any medications?
Do you wax, shave, or pluck other regions of your body?
Do you tan?
Do you partake of recreation drugs? Which ones and how often?
Do you smoke cigarettes/cigars/chew?
How many drinks do you consume on average on a weeknight?
How many drinks do you consume on average on a weekend?
What time do you wake up on weekends?
Which side of the bed do you prefer to sleep? How much time do you spend looking in the mirror per day?
Does it take you longer than fifteen minutes to get ready?
How many psycho exes do you have?
How many exes are you still hooking up with? Do you have any sexual dysfunctions? Do you thinks "work"?
Is there a friends wife you would be with if your friend were to die?
Are you missing any body parts? (arms, eyes, legs, etc...
How many one night stands have you had in the last six months? 6 weeks? 6 days?
Please specify all fetishes in detail.
Are you a giver (and not necessarily in the financial sense)?
Check applicable sleep conditions:
___ sleep apnea
___bed wetting
___ sleep-walking
___sleep-talking
___random thrashing
____cover hogging.
____other uncontrollable bodily functions

Have you ever dated any of my friends or family members?
Have you ever been suspected of cheating on a former girlfriend? wife?
Do you own cats? dogs?
Any cruelty to animal charges?
Do you like garlic?
Do you have children?
Do you like children?
Do you live alone or with your mother?
Do you have a good relationship with your father? mother?
Are you prone to mood swings or currently taking medication for such?

What is your preferred mode of communication?
___ text
___phone
___email
___IM
___Post-It note
___ Smoke signal
____social networking site

Describe your perfect first date.

I ATTEST THAT THESE ANSWERS ARE TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY. X_____________________________________
Yes this is meant to be funny. But seriously... Fill it out already! ;)



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