After taking a few months off of this piece, I'm back!
Short version: kind, giving, fiesty, creative, make-up junkie, great cook, family orientated, loyal, patient (but when I'm done I'm done), funny, workout 5 - 6 time a week-- not to lose weight but to maintain it--as I love to eat, wine, mojitos: are some of the things that I am and like/love.
FAQs (will continue updating as I get them asked):
Are you single? Well no $hit.
What are you looking for? Nothing, I haven't lost anything.
What is NPO? Non-profit Organization
What's your fantasy? To eat and not gain weight.
What brings you here? There is section on here "Intent" so yea.. a relationship... I understand that to get to that point you must first become friends.... I'm here for the process in hopes to land a great relationship. Why, why are you here? hmmmm..
Do you wanna play? Play what? I'm 36 what do you think?
What I like in a man: Kind man, Respectful to others and me, Someone that can make me laugh!, Killer smile with a perfect set of pearly whites, Manly man --but with excellent hygeine and clean cut, A man in uniform (or former military....these guys are a different species. Plus you can't blame me, they look so sharp!), Fit or average (but prefer fit) guys (is that wrong since I'm BBW? Don't answer). Not all of the listed are requirements.
Don't have a pic, don't bother me. Call me shallow, you are too or else you wouldnt' be messaging me.
I'm not your homegirl/homeboy so don't talk ghetto to me.
Pic of your car? What are you? A transformer?
Sorry I sound so defensive, but you should see the type of $hit I have to deal with when I think I've found a decent guy to chat with.
Have a lovely day and may the odds be ever in your favor. :)??