Looking for someone who can formulate full sentences, if you have a car and your own place that is a plus in my book! Maybe a little Spanish fly? Please NO girls with mace or tasers! One thing is for certain. I love to have a good laugh!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
First I would take you down to Grandpa Al's Bar, I would buy you as many drinks as it takes! Then I would take you back to my old man's place and do you on his couch but you could not make any noise cuz we would not want to wake the old man! and if you read this and get all offended and can't take a joke then you're definitely not the girl for me!