I’m a small business owner from Winnipeg (born and raised), love this city but also love getting out of it as often as possible. I like being outdoors and hanging out with friends and family but I am also a bit of a homebody. That doesn’t mean I don’t like to go out, it’s just really hard to beat a bottle of wine, a good movie (no chick flicks!) and cuddles on the couch.
If a night on the town’s in order I’d suggest Rumors, drinks on a patio, trying out a new restaurant or checking out some live music.
My dream is to start doing some more travelling, I’ve been to Cuba and central Mexico, the former for the beach and the latter as part of a student exchange program. If I win the lottery tomorrow I’m selling my business and the first places I’m visiting will be Ireland, Greece and France.
To be honest I’ve met a lot (too many) of…let’s call them unsavory folk on this website so if I come off sort of blunt or maybe even skeptical I’m probably just trying to figure out how big of a weirdo you are. A little weird is good, required even. A lot of weird is …no...just no.
If you are plagued by any of the following I'm just not gonna be that into you, yea I know some of it's shallow but if I may use one of my most hated phrases:it is what it is.
Unemployed/underemployed. Seriously, get a job.
Missing teeth. Seriously, go to the dentist.
Fedoras and misc stupid hats, this includes flat brimmed ball caps. Seriously, you're not Don Draper, you look like a douche.
Spitting. I refuse to believe there is such a thing as excessive saliva necessitating you to spit all the god damned time.
Ill fitting pants, this includes skinny jeans.
Long beards. Unless you're a Robertson just don't. Beards are actually hot but if i can braid it and drag you around by it, it's time for a trim.
Cell phone addicts. Seriously, just pay attention to the people around you, and for the love of god don't hook it onto your belt.
Road rage. Just calm the eff down.
And now here's some things I like. Maybe you like some of these things too? Maybe we could like them in close proximity to each other?
Tattoos. Don't have any yet, but I have some ideas just need to find an artist/shop...hey that would be a memorable first date, hmm?
Flannel plaid pajama pants. Not on me, on you. I dunno what it is, just like it.
Dimples. 10 points for every dimple you have, 50 bonus points for a chin dimple.
Shaved heads and goatees.
Cologne. Careful, less is more.
Hugs. Better be long and better be strong.
Extended fits of laughing, until we're crying and snorting and our cheeks hurt
Water wrestling. Whoever doesn't drown wins!
Relocating spiders. Again not me, you.
All night/late night conversations. I generally can't have an engrossing conversation before 5pm.
Potty mouths. Within reason, no need to use the word **** as a comma.
Ambition and/or passion. There's gotta be something that gets your juices flowing, I don't care if it's your dog, your car or your lego collection, but I really hope its not related to video games...
Yes, I know this profile is really long. But if you've made it this far and cracked at least 1/2 a smile you've passed my first two tests: 1. you can read 2. you have an appreciation for sarcasm.
Oh, no job? No car? No place of your own? No problem!- said no woman, ever.