MsErinR: Non-crazy seeks non-douchey
Non-smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
Winnipeg, Manitoba
32 year old Woman, 5' 4" (163cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Virgo with Red hair
MsErinR Wants a relationship
Some college
Animal Lover
Self employed

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Ambitious

About Erin

I’m a small business owner from Winnipeg (born and raised), love the city but love the country more. I like being outdoors hanging with friends and family particularly if it involves the lake, a bonfire or getting dirty. I also don't mind staying in whether that entails opening a bottle of wine and cooking dinner, playing a game or cuddling on the couch in front of the tv.

If a night out's in order I’d suggest Rumors, drinks on a patio, trying out a new restaurant, catching a movie at the VIP, checking out some live music or visiting whatever festival is going on in the city.

I'm dying to do some more travelling, I’ve been to Cuba and central Mexico, the former for the beach and the latter as part of a student exchange program. I have a real hankering to visit Ireland, I blame Vikings.

I’ve met many...let’s call them unsavory folk on this website so if I come off blunt or skeptical I’m just trying to figure out how weird you are. A little weird is good. A lot weird is …no...just no. This should go without saying but conversation skills count for a lot. If you don't show any interest in getting to know me, sharing stories and experiences and developing a friendship then don't act all surprised when I call you out on your douchiness and/or poor social skills. I'm pretty blunt and I've got my fair share of sass in me, consider yourself warned.

If you are plagued by any of the following I'm just not gonna be that into you, yea I know some of it's shallow but if I may use one of my most hated phrases:it is what it is.
Unemployed/underemployed. Seriously, get a job.
Missing teeth. Seriously, go to the dentist.
Fedoras and misc stupid hats. You're not Don Draper, you (probably)can't pull it off.
Spitting. Really, you have to spit? No you don't, unless a bug flew in your mouth. Stop spitting!
Ill fitting pants, this probably includes skinny jeans.
Shaved chests. It's so disappointing, a hairy chest is a terrible thing to waste. Girls who don't like your hairy chest are not girls worth your time, remember that.
Cell phone addicts. Just pay attention to the people around you! you're being rude and lame!
Road rage. Just calm the eff down, your car is not a magical box that allows you to act like a psycho, if you wouldn't do it outside your car what makes the presences of a vehicle make it ok?

And now here's some things I like. Maybe you like some of these things too? Maybe we could like them in close proximity to each other?
Tattoos. Don't have any yet, but soon. Looking for artist/shop recommendations if you have any.
Flannel plaid pajama pants. Not on me, on you.
Dimples. 10 points for every dimple you have, 50 bonus points for a chin dimple.
Facial hair, goatees, beards...mmm beards. I may or may not be tempted to rub my face on your fuzzy face, don't judge me.
Cologne. Careful, less is more.
Hugs. The longer and tighter the better, put some squeeze in it! I'm not gonna break
Extended fits of laughing, until we're crying and snorting and our cheeks hurt
Water wrestling. Whoever doesn't drown wins!
Relocating spiders. Again not me, you.
All night/late night conversations. I generally can't have an engrossing conversation before 5pm.
Good grammar
Potty mouths. Within reason, no need to use the word **** as a comma.
Ambition and/or passion. There's gotta be something that gets your juices flowing, I don't care if it's your dog, your truck or your lego collection, but I really hope its not your record of 32 straight hours of video games.

In the next five years I would like to say that I own my own home, I have at least one dog (named loki or lulu), I have been to Ireland, Greece, or France and Vegas and several beach/resort winter holiday destinations.

Uh oh some of my baggage is about to show. Whatever, everyone has baggage but I try my best to be diligent in not punishing others for the sins of those who came before you so I feel compelled to say that if banging a 'big' girl is sort of a novelty to you (you've heard we're great in bed- and yea, it's true) and you're looking to check it off of your bucket/fukit list just keep looking alright? In fact, do the world a favour and drink a bottle of bleach or something (ouch that was harsh, eh? well if you were into me up until I said that and it offended you just know that you don't have to tell me how you feel about someone drinking a bottle of bleach, it's a joke and if you are that easily offended then you should drink a bottle of bleach too). Also, while on the subject of being a 'bigger girl' I'm big into working out and establishing healthy habits lately, so needless to say I'm on the path to gettin hot. I recommend getting in good with me now cause once I'm hot my standards will go up and then who knows you may be up late at night lamenting over how you missed out on the awesomeness that is me (this last statement is a joke, if Instead of laughing you've chosen to interpret me as being shallow and vapid please see my previous comment re: drinking bleach)

Yes, I know this profile is really long. But if you've made it this far and cracked at least 1/2 a smile you've passed my first two tests: 1. you can read 2. you have a sense of humour .

Oh one more thing, no job? No car? No place of your own? No problem!- said no woman, ever.

First Date
coffee? tattoos? corn maze? pottery class? tequila shots? pedicures? Set off some fireworks? Drive to grand beach and go swimming at the back beach at midnight?you're the man, you think of something.

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