I’m a small business owner from Winnipeg (born and raised), love the city but love the country more. I like being outdoors hanging with friends and family particularly if it involves the lake and a bonfire. I also don't mind staying in opening a bottle of wine and cooking dinner, playing a game or cuddling on the couch in front of the tv.
If a night out's in order I’d suggest Rumors, drinks, trying out a new restaurant, catching a movie, checking out some live music or visiting whatever festival is going on in the city.
I'm dying to do some more travelling, I’ve been to Cuba and central Mexico, the former for the beach and the latter as part of a student exchange program. I have a real hankering to visit Ireland, I blame Vikings.
I’ve met many...let’s call them unsavory folk on this website so if I come off blunt or skeptical I’m just trying to figure out how weird you are. A little weird is good. A lot weird is …no...just no. This should go without saying but conversation skills count for a lot. If you don't show any interest in getting to know me, sharing stories and experiences and developing a friendship then don't act all surprised when I call you out on your douchiness and/or poor social skills. I'm pretty blunt and I've got my fair share of sass in me, consider yourself warned.
If you are plagued by any of the following I'm just not gonna be that into you.
Unemployed/underemployed. Seriously, get a job.
Missing teeth. Seriously, go to the dentist.
Fedoras and misc stupid hats. You're not Don Draper, you (probably)can't pull it off.
Ill fitting pants, this probably includes skinny jeans.
Shaved chests. It's so disappointing, a hairy chest is a terrible thing to waste. Girls who don't like your hairy chest are not girls worth your time, remember that.
Cell phone addicts are rude and lame!
Road rage. Your irrational overreaction is not sexy.
And now here's some things I like. Maybe you like some of these things too? Maybe we could like them in close proximity to each other?
Tattoos. Don't have any yet, but soon. Looking for artist/shop recommendations if you have any.
Flannel plaid pajama pants. Not on me, on you.
Dimples. 10 points for every dimple you have, 50 bonus points for a chin dimple.
Cologne. Careful, less is more.
Hugs. put some squeeze in it! I'm not gonna break
Extended fits of laughing, resulting in tears and snorts and sore abs
Water wrestling. Whoever doesn't drown wins!
Relocating spiders. Again not me, you.
All night/late night conversations. I generally can't have an engrossing conversation before 5pm.
Potty mouths. Within reason, no need to use the word **** as a comma.
Ambition and passion.
In the next five years I would like to say that I own my own home, I have at least one dog (named loki or lulu), I have been to Ireland, Greece, or France and Vegas and several beach/resort winter holiday destinations.
Yes, I know this profile is really long. But if you've made it this far and cracked at least 1/2 a smile you've passed my first two tests: 1. you can read 2. you have a sense of humour .
Oh one more thing, no job? No car? No place of your own? No problem!- said no woman, ever.