I've dabbled in online dating for a little while now so if I come across a bit cagey it's just that its seedy (sketchy, creepy, unemployed) underbelly has reared its head at me a few times. But no worries, if you're a great guy it won't take me long to figure that out, ditto if you're not.
Apparently I'm a typical Virgo? But I don't actually believe in that kinda thing so if you do we're probably not operating on similar wave lengths.
I do not suffer fools. Or racists, sexists, homophobes, drama queens, and adult men living with their parents. Same thing goes for psychics, reiki, healing crystals, cleanses, homeopathy, proponents of creationism and anti-vaxxers. I'm having fun making this list so let's also throw in chem trail conspiracy theorists, big foot hunters and preachy vegans. If you lean towards any of these please don't talk to me :)
I'm just gonna say it, I don't like sports. I like cheering on the jets and bombers cause I'm big on hometown pride but outside of this I have no ****s to give. Sorry :) I like going to games, I don't like watching sports on TV, but I'll happily read my book on the couch next to you with your feet on my lap.
I don't wanna go to the club, I'd rather go to the lake.And if we can't go to the lake I'd rather do anything instead of the club. Long gone are the days where getting drunk is my go to weekend plans.
All I really want is someone who's funny, so if that's you ignore the rest of this and just msg me already.