Update: 4/7/17: I have read many profiles stating that you're an "open books, ask me anything" or you'd like more than a "Hey there" message, then a piece of advice, add some substance to your dang profile. Enough with the "will add more later", give a girl some interesting info so she can start up a convo.
Me- I'm a very laid back, easy going person, who likes to live life to the fullness when I'm not working...
- During my free time, I like spending time with my family & friends; going to Angel games, tailgating for UCLA football games, lounging/watching Sunday football (Go Chargers!!), running (5Ks, Mud Runs, Obstacle runs, Disney half marathons), catching a movie, concerts, attending musicals, playing pool or darts at a local dive bar, hiking.... However, I do have a lazy side, who likes to cuddle up on the couch with a glass of vino & watch movies.
I can't see the peeps who click on "meet me", so don't be shy, stop by & say hello. Here, I'll even make things a little easier for y'all.... how about a few silly questions to break the ice:
-If you could be any cartoon character, who would you be? Why?
-What is on your bedside table?
-Apple juice or orange juice?
-Are you a morning or night person?
-Sock drawer; do you just toss them in after laundry or pair them up first?
-If you were to perform in the circus, what would you do?
-Window or aisle seat on an airplane?
-Do you have an innie or outee?
-Would you rather show up on a first date wearing a red clown nose or some sort of silly bunny ears/Mickey ears/ holiday headband?
-Would you rather not brush your teeth for ten days or not shower for ten days?
-Would ya rather your partner be an amazing kisser but lousy in bed or amazing in bed but an awful kisser?
-What exactly is kik & why do many men ask if I'm on kik & want to chat?
- Thank you for reading this far but PLEASE ONLY MESSAGE ME IF YOU HAVE PHOTOS ON YOUR PROFILE. As much as I love the male physique, please have MORE than just shirtless pics. It would be nice to see 1-2 clear facial photos that are recent. A killer SMILE can go a long way, so show those pearly whites.
I'm not trying to discourage any messages but thought it would be helpful to be upfront here, I tend to prefer Caucasian men. Especially those with nice broad shoulders/ back & ME LOVE me some biceps!
-Men, why do some of y'all only have 1 pic on your profile? Then to top it off, it's not a clear, facial pic... it's usually a scenery pic, body shot, or blurry pic. Come on, did y'all forget that this is an online dating app... ya may have a great "about me" section but no one needs a Catfish moment. Guys can be just as fake as women, yes women may lie about their age or angle their photos to look better but I have noticed, that men also filter their pics, guys also fib about their age & use photos that are more than 5 yrs old. So with that being said, if I don't reply to your message, please don't be offended but I know what I like & I don't want to waste anyone's time here. I've tried being honest when returning a message, but then ended up getting some rude comments back. Sorry mister, but it is online dating & all one has to go off of (at first) are pictures & what one writes in their profile. On the other hand, I'm not easily offended, so if I send you a message & you are not interested/ I am not your cup of tea, feel free to let me know ;-)
If you're a social media junkie (no judgement) & want to see more pics or just do some social media stalking as a distraction, you can find me at Francogoofy on FB & Snap or Hypergoofster on IG.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
something simple & casual... just so there is no pressure for either of us. Maybe something simple as going to get some ice cream, go for a hike, a round or two of pool/darts/bowling or Happy Hour with some football or baseball time. Keep it simple, in a comfy setting to have a little conversation without the awkwardness....